It’s All Over for Lisa the Loser
Posted on | August 26, 2010 | 46 Comments
Joe Miller won the Alaska Republican nomination for Senate, and I’m tired of people pretending that there’s some way Lisa Murkowski can undo her defeat.
It can’t happen, it won’t happen, and every bit of lip-service given to hypothetical miracle resurrection scenarios where it could happen only encourages Murkowski in her delusional belief that “it ain’t over.”
It’s over, Lisa.
You’re through. You are a future ex-senator, and the sooner you admit it, the better off you’ll be.
How many absentee ballots are still out? Somebody said 8,000, and the final vote count gives Joe Miller a 1,668-vote margin. Therefore, those 8,000 absentee ballots would have to break 4,835 for Murkoski to 3,165 for Miller — i.e, a 60% majority for Murkowski — in order for Tuesday’s result to be reversed. Is there any plausible reason to believe absentee voters would be so much more pro-Murkowski than the Election Day voters who went for Miller by 51%?
Answer: No.
The absentee-ballot scenario being demonstrably implausible, we then turn our attention to the prospect of Murkowski dragging out the process in a futile recount effort. Would responsible Republican officials — the grown-ups in the party — countenance such a spoilsport tantrum by the loser of a primary?
Answer: No.
OK, so we proceed to Final Jeopardy: Would Murkowski, who was bequeathed her Senate seat through appointment by her father, former Gov. Frank Murkowski, be a viable third-party candidate?
Answer: No.
All possibilities for the viable continuance of Murkowski’s candidacy are far-fetched conjecture. The AOSHQ Decision Desk made the right call at 4 a.m. Wednesday: Break out the pudding, boys — it’s freaking over.
Having finished off the RINO loser, let me now call your attention to further evidence of why conservatives should not contribute to the NRSC:
Two months ago, National Republican Senatorial Committee officials met with strategists for the Murkowski campaign and urged them to tap her nearly $2 million treasury to begin running ads against Miller, a party official said. The campaign declined, saying that to attack him would merely elevate an opponent whom they did not consider a serious threat, the official said.
Not One Red Cent for the NRSC until John Cornyn resigns and the commitee names and fires those officials who urged Murkowski to run attack ads against Joe Miller. Don’t support the NRSC, support the RINO Killer.

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