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Drinkers Outliving Non-Drinkers

Posted on | August 30, 2010 | 17 Comments

by Smitty

I’m cheerfully sober, though I’ve had my share of embarrassments. Anorak has a gallery of shame that is work-place safe. My favorite:

Bottom line:

  • Stay below the legal limit for drunkenness.
  • Don’t become inebriated in unfamiliar locations.
  • If your ‘friends’ have a penchant for lunatic stunts, volunteer for duty driver. Also, find better friends.

Related: iOwnTheWorld posted on this, and has a painful picture that I don’t care to mooch, but did offer a snarky comment around #18.

Via Knowledge is Power, we have a related Rule 5 (or not) clip:

Finally, no ZZ Top emulation:

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Comments

  • Rob

    Great photo, Smitty!

  • Rob

    Great photo, Smitty!

  • Joe

    Anyone who passed out in college in public was open game for facial make up with a sharpie. If you managed to make it back to your room you found sanctuary. A gallery of shame.

    but this one is probably my favorite

  • Joe

    Anyone who passed out in college in public was open game for facial make up with a sharpie. If you managed to make it back to your room you found sanctuary. A gallery of shame.

    but this one is probably my favorite

  • Live Free Or Die

    Ouch!, on the face plant. Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life ladies(and gentlemen).

  • Live Free Or Die

    Ouch!, on the face plant. Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life ladies(and gentlemen).

  • Paul Dueck

    This is good advice, although it also applies to other drugs (hypothetically).

    I think you should include a desclaimer that none of your advice applies if a) Your in college, b) your a guy, c) your friends will call you a pussy if you don’t participate.

    Shameless Plug/Public Service.

    Friend of mine started a website called notesforlater.com that lets your email yourself the web page your surfing on with one click on your bookmark bar.

    If you could mess around with it for 10 minutes and (if you think it is as cool as I do) link it that would be awesome. Also if in the same post your riff on why the Gift Economy idea is silly you get MAJOR bonus points, as my friend who programed it is a huge Gift Economy nut.

  • Paul Dueck

    This is good advice, although it also applies to other drugs (hypothetically).

    I think you should include a desclaimer that none of your advice applies if a) Your in college, b) your a guy, c) your friends will call you a pussy if you don’t participate.

    Shameless Plug/Public Service.

    Friend of mine started a website called notesforlater.com that lets your email yourself the web page your surfing on with one click on your bookmark bar.

    If you could mess around with it for 10 minutes and (if you think it is as cool as I do) link it that would be awesome. Also if in the same post your riff on why the Gift Economy idea is silly you get MAJOR bonus points, as my friend who programed it is a huge Gift Economy nut.

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  • http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com richard mcenroe

    Of course we outlive nondrinkers. We keep running you over.

  • http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com richard mcenroe

    Of course we outlive nondrinkers. We keep running you over.

  • Kojocaro

    yes that is like saying smoke is good for your lungs keep screwing that chicken you had for dinner last night alcoholics

  • Kojocaro

    yes that is like saying smoke is good for your lungs keep screwing that chicken you had for dinner last night alcoholics

  • Kojocaro

    btw richard true you got me there which is quite easy to do

  • Kojocaro

    btw richard true you got me there which is quite easy to do

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