Drinkers Outliving Non-Drinkers

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by Smitty

I’m cheerfully sober, though I’ve had my share of embarrassments. Anorak has a gallery of shame that is work-place safe. My favorite:

Bottom line:

  • Stay below the legal limit for drunkenness.
  • Don’t become inebriated in unfamiliar locations.
  • If your ‘friends’ have a penchant for lunatic stunts, volunteer for duty driver. Also, find better friends.

Related: iOwnTheWorld posted on this, and has a painful picture that I don’t care to mooch, but did offer a snarky comment around #18.

Via Knowledge is Power, we have a related Rule 5 (or not) clip:

Finally, no ZZ Top emulation:

17 comments

  5. Ouch!, on the face plant. Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life ladies(and gentlemen).

  7. This is good advice, although it also applies to other drugs (hypothetically).

    I think you should include a desclaimer that none of your advice applies if a) Your in college, b) your a guy, c) your friends will call you a pussy if you don’t participate.

    Shameless Plug/Public Service.

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    If you could mess around with it for 10 minutes and (if you think it is as cool as I do) link it that would be awesome. Also if in the same post your riff on why the Gift Economy idea is silly you get MAJOR bonus points, as my friend who programed it is a huge Gift Economy nut.

  8. This is good advice, although it also applies to other drugs (hypothetically).

    I think you should include a desclaimer that none of your advice applies if a) Your in college, b) your a guy, c) your friends will call you a pussy if you don’t participate.

    Shameless Plug/Public Service.

    Friend of mine started a website called notesforlater.com that lets your email yourself the web page your surfing on with one click on your bookmark bar.

    If you could mess around with it for 10 minutes and (if you think it is as cool as I do) link it that would be awesome. Also if in the same post your riff on why the Gift Economy idea is silly you get MAJOR bonus points, as my friend who programed it is a huge Gift Economy nut.

  12. yes that is like saying smoke is good for your lungs keep screwing that chicken you had for dinner last night alcoholics

  13. yes that is like saying smoke is good for your lungs keep screwing that chicken you had for dinner last night alcoholics

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