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Of Course, He’s Canadian

Posted on | June 2, 2012 | 11 Comments

Police say that Canadian gay porn star Luka Magnotta murdered his Chinese lover, Lin Jun, dismembered the corpse and ate part of it, mailed parts of Lin’s body to Canada’s leading political parties, and posted video of his gruesome crime on the Internet.

There is now an international manhunt for Magnotta, who is believed to have fled to — you guessed, didn’t you? — France.


  • Evi L. Bloggerlady

    I love making fun of the French too, but there has been a rash of other “man-eater” cases this week that did not have a Francophile connection.  

    I am going with big sugary drinks causing this outbreak of zombie/cannibalism.  Bloomy is a visionary!   

  • Adobe_Walls

    It’s “the Bad People (e.g., the apparently-growing Cannibal Alliance)” the CDC has been warning us about but now deny exists.

  • H.Vaughan-Williams

    If he’s French, he can be relied upon  to surrender shortly.

  • Mike G.

    Those “Frenchies” have weird eating habits. They eat Snails for goodness sakes. I’m just sayin’.

  • Pathfinder’s wife

    zombies, who knew?

  • Stogie Chomper

    Perhaps the carnivorous gent was a member of the 99% and mistook the Chinese guy for the rich.

  • ThePaganTemple

    Aaaaarrrgghh you should ne’er kill n’ eat yer gay lover lessen you first boil him in honey and season ’em with cinnamon, but at least he went to a place that specializes in fine dinin’ so maybe there be hope for the wee lad yet.

  • Mike G.

     Fine dining? Have you ever been there? German and Italian food is better.

  • Bob Belvedere

    Trouble is, if you eat a Chinaman, you’re hungry again about an hour after.

  • ThePaganTemple

    Aaarrggh and if ye eat a Mexican ye’ll have the runs fer a week, matie.

  • Dana

    Would it be wrong of me to ask just which part of his now-deceased homosexual lover Mr Magnotta ate?  🙂