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Of Course, He’s Canadian

Posted on | June 2, 2012 | 11 Comments

Police say that Canadian gay porn star Luka Magnotta murdered his Chinese lover, Lin Jun, dismembered the corpse and ate part of it, mailed parts of Lin’s body to Canada’s leading political parties, and posted video of his gruesome crime on the Internet.

There is now an international manhunt for Magnotta, who is believed to have fled to — you guessed, didn’t you? — France.


11 Responses to “Of Course, He’s Canadian”

  1. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    June 2nd, 2012 @ 9:34 pm

    I love making fun of the French too, but there has been a rash of other “man-eater” cases this week that did not have a Francophile connection.  

    I am going with big sugary drinks causing this outbreak of zombie/cannibalism.  Bloomy is a visionary!   

  2. Adobe_Walls
    June 2nd, 2012 @ 9:49 pm

    It’s “the Bad People (e.g., the apparently-growing Cannibal Alliance)” the CDC has been warning us about but now deny exists.

  3. H.Vaughan-Williams
    June 2nd, 2012 @ 9:54 pm

    If he’s French, he can be relied upon  to surrender shortly.

  4. Mike G.
    June 2nd, 2012 @ 9:59 pm

    Those “Frenchies” have weird eating habits. They eat Snails for goodness sakes. I’m just sayin’.

  5. Pathfinder's wife
    June 2nd, 2012 @ 10:29 pm

    zombies, who knew?

  6. Stogie Chomper
    June 3rd, 2012 @ 12:12 am

    Perhaps the carnivorous gent was a member of the 99% and mistook the Chinese guy for the rich.

  7. ThePaganTemple
    June 3rd, 2012 @ 1:39 pm

    Aaaaarrrgghh you should ne’er kill n’ eat yer gay lover lessen you first boil him in honey and season ’em with cinnamon, but at least he went to a place that specializes in fine dinin’ so maybe there be hope for the wee lad yet.

  8. Mike G.
    June 3rd, 2012 @ 2:56 pm

     Fine dining? Have you ever been there? German and Italian food is better.

  9. Bob Belvedere
    June 3rd, 2012 @ 4:44 pm

    Trouble is, if you eat a Chinaman, you’re hungry again about an hour after.

  10. ThePaganTemple
    June 3rd, 2012 @ 7:17 pm

    Aaarrggh and if ye eat a Mexican ye’ll have the runs fer a week, matie.

  11. Dana
    June 3rd, 2012 @ 8:32 pm

    Would it be wrong of me to ask just which part of his now-deceased homosexual lover Mr Magnotta ate?  🙂