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Brain B’asploding #Bacon Burger

Posted on | July 7, 2012 | 24 Comments

by Smitty

You can feel the sodium, of this 100% ground bacon burger (with cheese and bacon!) even through the blog post:

Get it now, before Michelle Obama disapproves

That's one way to try to justify Obamacare.

You eat that, and your head could b’asplode. I’m super cereal.

via Sara Rumpf

Update: TrogloPundit provides dessert, which is called Pumpple Cake, but would be perhaps better named: “Michelle Obama Frowned”.


  • Shawn Gillogly

    I would die a happy man. 😉

  • VitreousTabard64
  • McGehee

    You notice they didn’t debut this until after RobertsCare was upheld in court…

  • Wombat_socho

    The only thing that surprises me about this is that it didn’t come from Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s. Also, it looks great except for the bun, but I understand I  have peculiar tastes. 🙂

  • mlenz9

    My arteries hardened just looking at the picture.

  • Shawny

    Mmmmmm……can I get fries with that??  Bet it’s like skydiving without a parachute.   Thrill of a lifetime but you can only do it once.

  • D. Edwards

    you’ll are linked by hot air again. enjoy.

  • Evilbloggerlady

    Any burger without beef is good by me (sorry pigs).

  • Dianna Deeley

    I like bacon, but that’s a bit much. Just a bit, though. 

  • Dianna Deeley

     The bun exists so you can hold the “burger”. It has no other purpose.

  • Adobe_Walls


  • Adobe_Walls

    Not possible if it involves bacon.

  • Wombat_socho

     I use these amazing new inventions called the “fork” and the “knife”. Do they not sell these in your part of the country yet? 😉

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  • JeffS

     Bacon is the Food Of The Gods.  Thou shalt consume it in massive joy, and give thanks for it.

  • Bob Belvedere


  • Shawn Gillogly

     Loaded fries please! But yeah, the deep-fried cheeseburger was like that too. Delicious for about half-way, then you start wondering what you’ve done to yourself 😛

  • McGehee

    At lkeast she spells better than the Chick-fil-A cows do.

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  • Shawny

    Yeah, but Brain B’Asplode these days for sooooo many other tasteless reasons, thinkin’ restraint ain’t in my cards…lol.   
    As an analogy to ObamaTax, let’s say this baconorgasma is cold, that’s a rotten egg on top and we’re being force fed with nothin’ to drink.  Don’t worry about your arteries, think of all those poor assholes. 

  • Shawny

    Sounds like the mission statement for the National Turd Floaters Association……of which I am a charter member. 

    Here’s an Obama supporter now…….

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