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Brain B’asploding #Bacon Burger

Posted on | July 7, 2012 | 24 Comments

by Smitty

You can feel the sodium, of this 100% ground bacon burger (with cheese and bacon!) even through the blog post:

Get it now, before Michelle Obama disapproves

That's one way to try to justify Obamacare.

You eat that, and your head could b’asplode. I’m super cereal.

via Sara Rumpf

Update: TrogloPundit provides dessert, which is called Pumpple Cake, but would be perhaps better named: “Michelle Obama Frowned”.

Comments

24 Responses to “Brain B’asploding #Bacon Burger”

  1. Shawn Gillogly
    July 7th, 2012 @ 5:34 pm

    I would die a happy man. 😉

  2. VitreousTabard64
    July 7th, 2012 @ 6:48 pm
  3. McGehee
    July 7th, 2012 @ 6:50 pm

    You notice they didn’t debut this until after RobertsCare was upheld in court…

  4. Wombat_socho
    July 7th, 2012 @ 7:00 pm

    The only thing that surprises me about this is that it didn’t come from Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s. Also, it looks great except for the bun, but I understand I  have peculiar tastes. 🙂

  5. mlenz9
    July 7th, 2012 @ 7:41 pm

    My arteries hardened just looking at the picture.

  6. Shawny
    July 7th, 2012 @ 8:27 pm

    Mmmmmm……can I get fries with that??  Bet it’s like skydiving without a parachute.   Thrill of a lifetime but you can only do it once.

  7. D. Edwards
    July 7th, 2012 @ 8:29 pm

    you’ll are linked by hot air again. enjoy.

  8. Evilbloggerlady
    July 7th, 2012 @ 8:38 pm

    Any burger without beef is good by me (sorry pigs).

  9. Dianna Deeley
    July 7th, 2012 @ 9:10 pm

    I like bacon, but that’s a bit much. Just a bit, though. 

  10. Dianna Deeley
    July 7th, 2012 @ 9:11 pm

     The bun exists so you can hold the “burger”. It has no other purpose.

  11. Adobe_Walls
    July 7th, 2012 @ 10:20 pm

    Chauvinist.

  12. Adobe_Walls
    July 7th, 2012 @ 10:22 pm

    Not possible if it involves bacon.

  13. Wombat_socho
    July 7th, 2012 @ 10:39 pm

     I use these amazing new inventions called the “fork” and the “knife”. Do they not sell these in your part of the country yet? 😉

  14. But could you fry it on a stick? « The TrogloPundit
    July 7th, 2012 @ 10:49 pm

    […] – It’s the perfect dessert for the perfect burger. Share this:Like this:LikeBe the first to like this. from → Troglodytial Bloviation […]

  15. JeffS
    July 8th, 2012 @ 12:27 am

     Bacon is the Food Of The Gods.  Thou shalt consume it in massive joy, and give thanks for it.

  16. Bob Belvedere
    July 8th, 2012 @ 1:22 am

    A-Men.

  17. Shawn Gillogly
    July 8th, 2012 @ 8:45 am

     Loaded fries please! But yeah, the deep-fried cheeseburger was like that too. Delicious for about half-way, then you start wondering what you’ve done to yourself 😛

  18. McGehee
    July 8th, 2012 @ 10:34 am

    At lkeast she spells better than the Chick-fil-A cows do.

  19. No, Sodium, Fat, Eggs, nor Meat Are Bad For You | Daily Pundit
    July 8th, 2012 @ 10:59 am

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  20. No, Sodium, Fat, Eggs, nor Meat Are Not Bad For You | BizNax
    July 8th, 2012 @ 1:16 pm

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  21. Shawny
    July 8th, 2012 @ 1:19 pm

    Yeah, but Brain B’Asplode these days for sooooo many other tasteless reasons, thinkin’ restraint ain’t in my cards…lol.   
    As an analogy to ObamaTax, let’s say this baconorgasma is cold, that’s a rotten egg on top and we’re being force fed with nothin’ to drink.  Don’t worry about your arteries, think of all those poor assholes. 

  22. Shawny
    July 8th, 2012 @ 1:35 pm

    Sounds like the mission statement for the National Turd Floaters Association……of which I am a charter member. 

    Here’s an Obama supporter now…….
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU3mIM9tfIc&feature=related

  23. The ‘merica Burger: Made From 100% Ground Bacon | Happolati's Miscellany
    July 8th, 2012 @ 3:01 pm

    […] Wow!  (HT: Robert Stacy McCain) […]

  24. Stogie Chomper
    July 8th, 2012 @ 3:50 pm

    Barf!

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