ELECTION DAY UPDATES
Posted on | November 6, 2012 | 15 Comments
GAHANNA, Ohio
Years of Election Day coverage have provided me with a traditional routine: Sleep late or get a nap and ignore as much of the inevitable panic as I can.
Remember the absurd reaction to the 2004 exit polls? A leak of morning results gave Democrats a false hope of victory. That was followed (as false hopes always are) by an outrage at being “cheated” out of what they thought they had “won.” But they were losing all along.
Anecdotal information about turnout – how many people were standing in line to vote here or there, et cetera — is only valuable if the data has specific and verifiable data points that can be compared to previous years. Telling me that turnout is “heavy” in a certain location only increases the noise-to-signal ratio. Likewise, unverified reports of voting-machine glitches aren’t helpful. Until the famously contested election of 2000, nobody ever said a peep about malfunctioning or “rigged” machines, but now the scare-stories multiply endlessly year to year. Nothing ever comes of such tales.
OK, a brief afternoon survey of headlines:
True the Vote observers barred
from Franklin County polling places
– Columbus (Ohio) Dispatch
DETROIT POLLS: OBAMA CAMPAIGNER
PUNCHES VOTER IN FACE
– Breitbart.com
Romney up 92K in OH early voting?
– HotAir.com
Judge issuing order to reinstate booted
Philadelphia election officials, Republicans say
– Fox News
Lindsay Lohan Will Be Charged with
Lying to Cops — Faces Jail Time
– TMZ
You’re saying, “Wait? What does Lindsay Lohan have to do with Election Day?” Dude. She endorsed Romney, remember? Voter suppression!
Win, lose, or draw, we’re gonna be up late tonight, and the best thing to do is to avoid unnecessary stress. My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. Readers are welcome to provide their own reports, or link to useful information, in the comments.
I’ll be checking in with more news as I find it.
UPDATE: Some helpful information:
When FIRST results come in from #Ohio. Do not panic. Please do not. Obama’s margin of 5-15% will be normal and beatable.
— Ali A. Akbar (@ali) November 6, 2012
Talked to sources on the @teamromney campaign. They’re happy.
— Ali A. Akbar (@ali) November 6, 2012
UPDATE II: Instead of panicking over every rumor, how about getting an early start on your Christmas shopping at our Amazon Associates store? Low prices for you, and a small commission for me. What a deal!
UPDATE III: A few items from the Twitter feed:
Dear #p2 Democrats: When making excuses for defeat tonight, remember, there are 5 A’s in “RAAAAACISM!”
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) November 6, 2012
Dear #p2 Democrats: When making excuses for defeat tonight, remember, there are 5 A’s in “RAAAAACISM!”
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) November 6, 2012
Don’t worry, @fivethirtyeight. After Romney wins, he’ll create 12 million new jobs. There’s a 92% probability you’ll get one of them.
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) November 6, 2012
UPDATE IV: Elecion Night Results HQ, featuring The Other McCain Decision Desk™ 2012.

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