by Smitty
Is there an American who looks a bigger ass than Carney? None. None bigger ass.
#JayCarneyExcuses The vast right wing global fracking voter warming ethanol suppression conspiracy terrified my dog into eating my homework
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses Sorry, I was too busy reading the bill. Wait, not even I believe that.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses Can you repeat the question? Backwards? In Russian? With a hint of a French accent?
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses It is not my task to convey facts. It is my task to emit sounds, leaving the impression that facts may have been conveyed.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses Of course we’ve got al Qaeda on the run. In some rockin’ new Nikes. It’s a part of our Dignity Through Sports program.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses Wait, this isn’t 99 Bottles Of #Benghazi On The Wall? Because I swear you guys are in triple digits.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses I left my integrity in my other suit.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
Channeling Colonel Jessup:
#JayCarneyExcuses Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with evasions.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have greater dexterity than you could possibly fathom.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses You weep for Stevens, and you curse #OccupyResoluteDesk. You have that lux. You have the lux of not knowing what I know.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses That Stevens’ & other…deaths, while tragic…saved careers. And my existence, while grotesque…to you, saves careers.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses You don’t want the truth because deep down…you WANT me on this podium, you NEED me on this podium.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses We use words…honor, code, loyalty…as the backbone of a life spent defending…something. You use them as a #punchline.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses I won’t explain myself to a Twitterer who sleeps under the blanket of freedom I provide & questions the way I provide it.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses I’d rather you just said thanks & slammed the GOP. Otherwise pick up a copy of Dreams From My Father, and stand aside.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
#JayCarneyExcuses Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to, unless it’s buying Democrat votes.
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013
RT @smitty_one_each: #JayCarneyExcuses Don’t Make Me Give You The Full Jessup Again http://t.co/TJxEcP4LaT #TCOT
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I have to say I haven’t seen the WH press corpse question Carney this aggressively in over four years. Did they really believe he was always up front and honest with them before? Or do they now believe Obama is going to take a huge hit on this scandal and cover-up and that they dare not miss the boat by not being counted among the pursuers?
Fascinating.
The other popular excuse has been fear of retaliation. Obama’s henchmen are notorious for calling editors and their bosses, and bosses’ corporate bosses, and punishing those who ask tough questions with less access. Why are they no longer able to intimidate?
Or is it Hillary’s blood they smell in the water? Obama threw his own grandmother under the bus to evade the Reverunt Wright taint, he probably liked her more than the “likable enough” Clinton.
Well done, Chief One Each
Almost makes me want to look into this newfangled tweeter majig.
They’re just gearing up for the two-minutes’ hate that will happen on shift change (otherwise known as Hillary’s Turn). Then it will be safe to cast mild aspersions on the people under barack.
Let’s hope they end up being greatly disappointed.
Left his integrity in his other suit? Really? I thought all his suits were empty.
How about “Hillary lied after people died”
If they smell blood however (and think he will be culled from the Democrat herd), the Washington press corps has about as much loyalty as a school of hungry piranhas.
http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2013/05/americans-died-susan-rice-hillary.html Did a version of that last week.
Nice one!
http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-new-marriage-equity-barack-obama.html The new marriage equity: The Lamestream Media and Barack Obama (let’s get married)
http://www.fireandreamitchell.com/2013/05/10/hillary-clinton-fired-from-watergate-committee-for-fraud-ethics-violations/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=hillary-clinton-fired-from-watergate-committee-for-fraud-ethics-violations
A little historical footnote…… ; )
No room for integrity in that one he was wearing anyway….you KNOW that sock suit was jam packed.
Yeah, “alright you jerks, keep straying off the reservation and we’ll have the IRS audit you like a stinkin’ Republican, no, no…an NRA member. Do ya feel me?”
Rumor has it Carney’s pants caught fire.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57584036/white-house-press-room-evacuated-over-smoke/
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Those talking points on the Benghazi “event” are INOPERABLE
Can’t wait to hear Carney explain how the “low level” IRS peeps were targeting conservatives and Jewish organizations for delay and scrutiny and making unconstitutional demands of them – while their supervisors all the way up to IRS General Counsel KNEW in 2011 and continued to lie about it until now – when, coincidentally, a news story was about to break exposing them.
Rope. We need lots and lots of rope.