Stereotype: Neurobiology Majors Just Can’t Resist Those Sexy Seventh-Graders

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It’s a familiar problem in every college town: How to keep the neurobiology majors from banging middle-school girls.

Oh, sure, the nuclear physics department always has its share of jailbait-chasers and more than a few chemical engineers have a taste for the young stuff, but every university administrator knows this: Nine times out of 10, if the parents of some hot-to-trot pubescent townie call the cops to complain about their 12-year-old getting boned by one of your Dean’s List students, it’s gonna be a neurobiology major.

It’s one of those stereotypes that just happen to be true. That’s why, as soon as Evil Blogger Lady told me that a 22-year-old University of Washington senior had been arrested for having sex with a 12-year-old, I knew it was going to be a neurobiology major:

A university senior accused of having sex with a 12-year-old girl told police the runaway was “dressed provocatively” when he met her near the University of Washington campus. Omar Abdelbadie, 22, was charged with second-degree child rape for the June 10 incident in which prosecutors say he smoked marijuana and had sexual intercourse with the girl he met after midnight in Bellevue’s University District.

When he says the girl was “dressed provocatively,” he means she was dressed like a seventh-grader, because he’s a typical neurobiology major, to whom a training bra is provocative. The headline at CBS News:

Omar Abdelbadie, Univ. of Washington
neurobiology student, accused of raping girl, 12

Our courageous news media are warning America’s parents about the danger posed to their daughters by these brain-science types.

Some people have accused Pamela Geller of fomenting hate and bigotry against neurobiology majors. IYKWIMAITYD.

 


41 comments

  1. His mistake was not being a lesbian. After all, the only ones who would have opposed that are “H8ers”…

  4. Of course the problem is the neurobiology, not the Islam. /sarc

    Ever notice how human garbage like this always makes their behavior someone else’s fault? They don’t take any responsibility for what they do, ever. Maybe that’s why leftists and muzzies get along so well.

    He’s just being a “good Muslim”, even if he did get one a little older than Mo, their “perfect Muslim” aka pedophile prophet (pigs be upon him).

  5. As an expression of personal irresponsibility, it’s hard to beat: “I blame that wicked hussy who tempted me with her irresistible seventh-gradeness.”

  7. On the upside, besides the 12-year-old he’s also nailed a full boat scholarship to Columbia or Harvard once he’s out of stir.

  9. Please. It’s only a 10 year difference. We know 4 years is OK for teen lesbians in love, what’s a mere 150% of that more when it’s stoned heterosexuals? Besides, in 2061, he’d be 70 and she’d be 60, and you wouldn’t have a fit about that, you hatey hater.

  10. Considering that I once had to tell someone who seemed to think that I was being a freaky overprotective parent that “she’s 12!”… It’s sometimes really hard to guess the age of girls between 12 and 17…. no matter how modestly they dress or how little make up they wear, girls often look 17 for 5 years running. (They don’t, however, look like the 23 year old actresses that play teenagers on television.) A male friend of mine confessed that he found out after it was too late that his 16 year old girlfriend had lied and was only 12. Not that it excuses him at all and he’s darn lucky that her parents understood that their daughter lied about her age and that a reasonable person would believe she was 16 or he’d be a registered sex offender for life.

    My point… protect yourself and be *sure* that you’re not dating jail-bait. It’s up to the person who might find him or herself in jail to be sure. That’s part of the responsibility of being older… or simply of being a decent human being.

  12. You know McCain, I was really pleased with myself yesterday, when I threw out that Sheila Jackson Lee sex joke. I really thought I had tapped the apex of revolting.

    You win.

  16. The phrase “hot-to-trot pubescent townie” actually took two three drafts to get just right.

    Writing is re-writing, you know.

  18. Yes it is. I edit my comments quite often in the first 60 seconds after I hit that “post” button.

    However, I actually needed mouthwash, a shower, and my Binkie after reading the article you wrote. I truly hate guys like this one. They make me want to kill them.

    See what I did there? THEY make me want to kill them. It isn’t my fault. It’s them and their victim-blaming. If they would just stop trying to justify sex with children, then I wouldn’t have these urges. These urges to kill them.

  20. Right: They’re unable to restrain their urge to bang 12-year-olds, but you’re expected to restrain your urge to beat the mortal shit out of them.

    It’s so … unfair.

  21. Guess we’ll be losing his neurobiology services for ten-to-twenty, then.

    Good thing Senate Republicans are about to “fix” the immigration system so we can get plenty more just like him, pronto!

  22. He’s innocent because every good Muslim knows there is no such thing as radiation. It’s only jinns.

    /

  23. Sorry, I was thinking there of the Muslim radiologist who committed multiple rapes of women and girls in his care. But every good Muslim also knows there’s no such thing as neurobiologies. Only jinns. Both of these noble Mohammedans were merely saving these many girls from jinns.

    BOOOOOOOOOOSH!

    /

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