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Mystery Solved–BHO Went To The Rodeo To See The Bull And Fetch Fresh Policy

Posted on | August 13, 2013 | 44 Comments

by Sissypuss the Blog Kitty

The seemingly bizarre story about the President of the United States going

to the Missouri State Fair — surely crawling with patriots, and people who “built that”, and thus the about last place that #OccupyResoluteDesk might seek to buy votes — has a clear explanation:

Obama was running low, and needed to visit the bull for some fresh policy ideas to fling at Congress next month.

[Left] Our good President stands poised, ready to return to the fount of his wisdom for a hot batch.

Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-Mo.) and Rep. William Lacy Clay (D-Mo.) were among the politicians who condemned the rodeo clown who wore a mask of President Obama and asked the crowd if they wanted to see the president “run down by a bull.”

“Four legs good, two legs bad“, especially when your task is to slink about the farm or rodeo in search of the story.

It turned out that Obama has “run down by a bull” on a very regular basis these last five years, and bovine males have presented Barack their finest ideas by the shovel-full.

Or had the aroma of ObamaCare escaped you? Don’t worry, you’ll all soon be covered by it.

The incident took place at the Missouri State Fair over the weekend. Clay issued a statement saying the act showed “an ugly face of intolerance.”

While this blog rarely finds part, parcel, or pasture for agreement with the likes of Clay, one must admit that Obama’s commitment to dairy air these last five years has come at the expense of both mountain and sea breezes.

One bemoans the lack of diversity of thought on display, has to allow that the Martha’s Vinyard diversion with the .00001 % while making this heartland pilgrimage was as slick as a fresh cow pie.

Category: humor, Sissypuss the Blog Kitty

Comments

44 Responses to “Mystery Solved–BHO Went To The Rodeo To See The Bull And Fetch Fresh Policy”

  1. MrEvilMatt
    August 13th, 2013 @ 9:32 am

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  2. Lockestep1776
    August 13th, 2013 @ 9:32 am

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  3. CHideout
    August 13th, 2013 @ 9:32 am

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  4. Citzcom
    August 13th, 2013 @ 9:32 am

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  5. jwbrown1969
    August 13th, 2013 @ 9:32 am

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  6. RS
    August 13th, 2013 @ 9:34 am

    Every president has been run down by a bull at a rodeo in the last 30 years. Why it’s a problem now is not clear to me. OK, I lied. It is clear to me.

  7. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 13th, 2013 @ 9:37 am

    The raaaaacism, it burns… So does the hypocrisy.

  8. richard mcenroe
    August 13th, 2013 @ 9:44 am

    I have already written to the Right Craven Guvnuh Buzz and explained to him why I will be having nothing to do with his lickspittle censorious state in future. Sorry, but if I want Massachusetts I’ll go to Massachusetts.

  9. scarymatt
    August 13th, 2013 @ 9:49 am

    I guess what Smitty is saying is that rarely (never?) has racist bullshit been so literal?

  10. preciseBlogs
    August 13th, 2013 @ 9:56 am

    Mystery Solved BHO Went To The Rodeo To See The Bull And Fetch Fresh Policy http://t.co/PbFDb3i267 #news #conservative

  11. Quartermaster
    August 13th, 2013 @ 10:51 am

    You are clearly raaaaacist.

  12. joethefatman1
    August 13th, 2013 @ 11:08 am

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  13. unicornmajik
    August 13th, 2013 @ 11:46 am

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  14. OwainPenllyn
    August 13th, 2013 @ 2:13 pm

    #MockObamaDay Mystery Solved–BHO Went To The Rodeo To See The Bull & Fetch Fresh Policy http://t.co/nBPlJnMYjR #tgdn

  15. Rosalie
    August 13th, 2013 @ 2:32 pm

    After seeing those photos of Bush, the other side has one hell of a nerve.

  16. M. Thompson
    August 13th, 2013 @ 2:57 pm

    After eight years of Mr. Bush getting being the butt of vile, scatological, and damn stupid jokes gives the Democratic Party and it’s fellow travelers no right to complain.

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  18. K-Bob
    August 13th, 2013 @ 3:30 pm

    Because of this, and the totally testicle-free zone that comprises the Missouri governor, apologetic state officials and fair officials, Glen Beck’s show spent an hour mocking barack today.

    It was pretty lame stuff. They should have invited Ace and Iowahawk. Then they could get down to some serious mockery.

    Oh, yeah, while I’m at it

  19. smitty_one_each
    August 13th, 2013 @ 5:37 pm

    “After eight years of Mr. Bush being the butt of vile, scatological, and damn stupid jokes…” — M. Thompson http://t.co/hzprYA3ZAj

  20. smitty_one_each
    August 13th, 2013 @ 5:37 pm

    “Because of this, and the totally testicle-free zone that comprises the Missouri governor, apologetic state…” — K-Bob http://t.co/l9K8McPmLR

  21. JadedByPolitics
    August 13th, 2013 @ 5:39 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: “After eight years of Mr. Bush being the butt of vile, scatological, and damn stupid jokes…” — M. Thompson http://t.co…

  22. JohnFict
    August 13th, 2013 @ 5:40 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: “After eight years of Mr. Bush being the butt of vile, scatological, and damn stupid jokes…” — M. Thompson http://t.co…

  23. smitty_one_each
    August 13th, 2013 @ 5:49 pm

    “Every president has been run down by a bull at a rodeo in the last 30 years. Why it’s a problem now is not…” — RS http://t.co/ptxcUgtt5p

  24. Timoniumbill
    August 13th, 2013 @ 5:49 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: “After eight years of Mr. Bush being the butt of vile, scatological, and damn stupid jokes…” — M. Thompson http://t.co…

  25. smitty_one_each
    August 13th, 2013 @ 5:49 pm

    “I have already written to the Right Craven Guvnuh Buzz and explained to him why I will be having…” — richard mcenroe http://t.co/7CESiDXzgk

  26. kyclchik
    August 13th, 2013 @ 5:51 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: “Every president has been run down by a bull at a rodeo in the last 30 years. Why it’s a problem now is not…” — RS htt…

  27. tahDeetz
    August 13th, 2013 @ 5:52 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: “After eight years of Mr. Bush being the butt of vile, scatological, and damn stupid jokes…” — M. Thompson http://t.co…

  28. smitty_one_each
    August 13th, 2013 @ 5:55 pm

    Obama’s “run down by a bull” regularly these last 5 years. They’ve presented Barack their finest ideas => http://t.co/lNIRQPyPns

  29. 1SkepticalChick
    August 13th, 2013 @ 5:58 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: “Every president has been run down by a bull at a rodeo in the last 30 years. Why it’s a problem now is not…” — RS htt…

  30. smitty_one_each
    August 13th, 2013 @ 6:07 pm

    #MockObamaDay BHO Went To The Rodeo To See The Bull & Fetch Fresh Policy => http://t.co/lNIRQPyPns

  31. OwainPenllyn
    August 13th, 2013 @ 6:07 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: #MockObamaDay BHO Went To The Rodeo To See The Bull & Fetch Fresh Policy => http://t.co/lNIRQPyPns

  32. gmardre
    August 13th, 2013 @ 6:16 pm

    “Mystery Solved–BHO Went To The Rodeo To See The Bull And Fetch Fresh Policy” good read http://t.co/Tetnmd0nt8

  33. mamawagsx2
    August 13th, 2013 @ 7:16 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: #MockObamaDay BHO Went To The Rodeo To See The Bull & Fetch Fresh Policy => http://t.co/lNIRQPyPns

  34. Dai Alanye
    August 13th, 2013 @ 7:26 pm

    Clay issued a statement saying the act showed “an ugly face of intolerance.”

    I’m not ashamed to proclaim my intolerance of bulls, are you?

    And bull-slingers, of course.

  35. thatMrGguy
    August 13th, 2013 @ 7:39 pm

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  36. BobBelvedere
    August 13th, 2013 @ 7:49 pm

    RT @thatMrGguy: Mystery Solved–BHO Went To The Rodeo To See The Bull And Fetch Fresh Policy http://t.co/D40yPo81Xi

  37. smitty_one_each
    August 13th, 2013 @ 7:54 pm

    “Clay issued a statement saying the act showed “an ugly face of intolerance…” — Dai Alanye http://t.co/lXjAXHlTKj

  38. smitty_one_each
    August 13th, 2013 @ 8:09 pm

    @cynthiajquinn Why should I worry about following you? You should worry more about me => http://t.co/lNIRQPyPns

  39. smitty_one_each
    August 13th, 2013 @ 8:43 pm

    #MockObamaDay @marilynkj In defense of Obama, the “run down by the bull” is merely reloading => http://t.co/lNIRQPyPns @QuikNewsToday

  40. sokeijarhead
    August 13th, 2013 @ 9:23 pm

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  41. smitty_one_each
    August 13th, 2013 @ 9:50 pm

    @irishspy @katnandu I have explained everything here => http://t.co/lNIRQPyPns

  42. smitty_one_each
    August 13th, 2013 @ 9:51 pm

    @daybydaycartoon Feel free to shovel these ideas around => http://t.co/lNIRQPyPns

  43. Blair
    August 16th, 2013 @ 1:55 pm

    Masks are nothing. Can you imagine the outrage if some artists made a ten foot tall paper mache puppet of the puppet king?

    Rodeo Clown Rehab Centre has a ring to it.

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