Posted on | August 13, 2013 | 44 Comments
by Sissypuss the Blog Kitty
The seemingly bizarre story about the President of the United States going
to the Missouri State Fair — surely crawling with patriots, and people who “built that”, and thus the about last place that #OccupyResoluteDesk might seek to buy votes — has a clear explanation:
Obama was running low, and needed to visit the bull for some fresh policy ideas to fling at Congress next month.
[Left] Our good President stands poised, ready to return to the fount of his wisdom for a hot batch.
Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-Mo.) and Rep. William Lacy Clay (D-Mo.) were among the politicians who condemned the rodeo clown who wore a mask of President Obama and asked the crowd if they wanted to see the president “run down by a bull.”
“Four legs good, two legs bad“, especially when your task is to slink about the farm or rodeo in search of the story.
It turned out that Obama has “run down by a bull” on a very regular basis these last five years, and bovine males have presented Barack their finest ideas by the shovel-full.
Or had the aroma of ObamaCare escaped you? Don’t worry, you’ll all soon be covered by it.
The incident took place at the Missouri State Fair over the weekend. Clay issued a statement saying the act showed “an ugly face of intolerance.”
While this blog rarely finds part, parcel, or pasture for agreement with the likes of Clay, one must admit that Obama’s commitment to dairy air these last five years has come at the expense of both mountain and sea breezes.
One bemoans the lack of diversity of thought on display, has to allow that the Martha’s Vinyard diversion with the .00001 % while making this heartland pilgrimage was as slick as a fresh cow pie.