Posted on | August 29, 2013 | 59 Comments
Stacy hates this sort of noise, but I’ll throw it out there, because I think it’s plausible.
- BHO is a narcissist.
- BHO has an awful lot of issues/scandals set to go lively after Labor Day:
- Debt ceiling increase
- Continuing resolution in general–
- ObamaCare in particular
Prediction: citing high-minded concerns about “the children”, #OccupyResoluteDesk gives the orders to bomb Syria.
This triggers a Constitutional crisis so severe that the anti-War movement, dormant since Bush’s last wave goodbye, is roused. It unites with the Tea Partiers and everyone else sick to death of our Rodeo Clown foreign policy, and the House votes to impeach.
Before Harry “the Cadaver” Reid can be roused from his quasi-comatose stupor, #OccupyResoluteDesk grabs the camer for one last, personal-pronoun-drenched, racial dog-whistle soundtracked, interminable, strawman-army-decimating soliloquy that says, in summary, that neither the American people nor this Constitutionally-obsessed Congress are worthy of the power of his glow.
And that’s how he maintains his streak of never dealing with the responsibilities of his office in any intelligible way.