States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much

Posted on | August 29, 2013 | 84 Comments

A headline that included the word “butt-f*ckers” — without the asterisk — crossed my mind here. However, because Ace of Spades is on a tear against the deliberate troll-baiting at Slate, I passed it up.

Anyway, the re-election of President Obama meant that the gay agenda would be imposed top-down by executive authority, and the Internal Revenue Service will now recognize same-sex marriage without regard for whether it is legal in the couple’s state of residence.

The “Don’t Ask Bradley Manning, Don’t Tell Chelsea Manning” policy was wiped out by a stroke of Obama’s pen, and the Supreme Court has voided the Defense of Marriage Act, so that the “emerging awareness” doctrine articulated by Justice Kennedy in the 2003 Lawrence v. Texas ruling has advanced to the point that, with the de facto federal imposition of gay marriage (despite constitutional amendments to the contrary in more than 30 states) we are now a judicial hop, skip and jump from a Supreme Court decision mandating compulsory sodomy.

OK, maybe that was a bit of hyperbole, but (a) Slate does these cheap stunts daily, and (b) clearly we have drifted off into that part of the map marked “Here Be Dragons” and there’s no telling what’s next.

The Constitution is now whatever liberals say it is.

Mark Newton and Peter Truong could not be reached for comment.

While state-based opposition to gay marriage is thus rendered meaningless by Treasury Department decree, however, the Department of Justice has decided that federal drug laws are optional and if states legalize marijuana, hey, toke up, dude. Party on.

So, basically, Thursday, Aug. 29, 2013, was cause for celebration by dopeheads and buttf*ckers. In Obama’s America, sodomy and sinsemilla are the most important national priorities.

Bottom line: We’re all Andrew Sullivan’s bitches now.

And if you don’t like it, shut up, haters.

Category: Constitution, Gays

Comments

84 Responses to “States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much”

BigRMV
August 30th, 2013 @ 12:50 am

RT @rsmccain: “The Constitution is now whatever liberals say it is.” http://t.co/OHFLoxw3zP #tcot
v0ld4m0rt
August 30th, 2013 @ 12:53 am

RT @rsmccain: “The Constitution is now whatever liberals say it is.” http://t.co/OHFLoxw3zP #tcot
Steve Skubinna
August 30th, 2013 @ 1:07 am

Now that you mention it, I was born with a rifle in my hands and an Expert badge pinned to my chest.

Figuratively speaking. Jeez, my poor Mom…
gayla415
August 30th, 2013 @ 1:09 am

RT @rsmccain: “The Constitution is now whatever liberals say it is.” http://t.co/OHFLoxw3zP #tcot
lolvincitomnia3
August 30th, 2013 @ 1:25 am

States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much http://t.co/4VXx4e32ud
mdeberry1958
August 30th, 2013 @ 2:18 am

RT @rsmccain: “The Constitution is now whatever liberals say it is.” http://t.co/OHFLoxw3zP #tcot
K-Bob
August 30th, 2013 @ 3:00 am

Who actually keeps the lights on a Slate? I thought it was owned originally by Microsoft. But they can’t actually be making money at that site, can they?

Man, I’d even forgotten they exist. Like Alta Vista.
Kirby McCain
August 30th, 2013 @ 5:16 am

Actually, Lewis Grizzard once made a similar proposal for evacuating Atlanta in case of a nuclear attack.
Kirby McCain
August 30th, 2013 @ 5:20 am

Yes, they’ve been shoving a bunch of shit down our throats. So, when that Florida jury said ‘not guilty’ they had a fit.
tlk244182
August 30th, 2013 @ 6:03 am

Havoc!
Quartermaster
August 30th, 2013 @ 7:47 am

No that’s on the other side of the south Pacific. It’s about as far as you can get from the rising prison in the US as you can get without making landfall on that SW Pacific Lib paradise, New Zealand.
Quartermaster
August 30th, 2013 @ 7:49 am

If Dante had been able to anticipate the modern Level, Hell would have had a 15th circle.
ZION'S TRUMPET » Shut up Haters!
August 30th, 2013 @ 8:07 am

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rmnixondeceased
August 30th, 2013 @ 8:23 am

Have you loosed the dogs of war?
scarymatt
August 30th, 2013 @ 8:47 am

Everyone seems to be missing the point on the IRS ruling. I suspect that in most gay marriages, both spouses work. This is really a stealth tax hike by applying the marriage penalty to a whole new group of people.
rmnixondeceased
August 30th, 2013 @ 8:55 am

Heh. I remember the Cheech and Chong skit …
rmnixondeceased
August 30th, 2013 @ 8:58 am

They truly do dear lady. All the wrong things too. The wrong genitalia, the bong and the life out of our nation.
terresamonroe
August 30th, 2013 @ 9:00 am

States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much http://t.co/r3GKWVgK0H
sheila14all
August 30th, 2013 @ 9:13 am

States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much http://t.co/A44KyPqyfF
sheila14all
August 30th, 2013 @ 9:13 am

RT @terresamonroe: States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much http://t.co/r3GKWVgK0H
Quartermaster
August 30th, 2013 @ 10:32 am

Heh! Don’t tell the Queers. They might get upset and start yelling about marriage discrimination again.
1389
August 30th, 2013 @ 11:35 am

States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much : The Other McCain http://t.co/ovkjLQTyqc
rmnixondeceased
August 30th, 2013 @ 11:37 am

Nope, their next campaign is to paint it as a “queer” tax and push for total exemption from income taxes as discriminatory for “queers”.
V3CEO
August 30th, 2013 @ 12:09 pm

Thanks for the RT’s! “@sheila14all: States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much http://t.co/LCgMv656o9“
PaulHair1
August 30th, 2013 @ 3:26 pm

“States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much” by @rsmccain: http://t.co/l5CMOkB9X5
FoxNewsMom
August 30th, 2013 @ 3:46 pm

RT @PaulHair1: “States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much” by @rsmccain: http://t.co/l5CMOkB9X5
Friday: Bad Girlfriends Edition | Regular Right Guy
August 30th, 2013 @ 3:55 pm

[…] States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much […]
Joe Dokes
August 30th, 2013 @ 4:58 pm

But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: 2 For
men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud,
blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

3 unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good,

4 traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God,

5 having a form of godliness but denying its power.

Posted for those with eyes to see and hears to hear…all is coming to pass EXACTLY as prophesied, down to the last detail.

Be ready.
GuitarHero1965
August 30th, 2013 @ 6:40 pm

States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much http://t.co/bUPkNKPWVx
tlk244182
August 30th, 2013 @ 6:46 pm

Phrases.org.uk says this is an order directing the soldiery to pillage and chaos. (My answer to Delaney Coffer’s question, “where are you in this fight?”)
thatMrGguy
August 30th, 2013 @ 7:36 pm

States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much http://t.co/2cI9RkHILN
concern00
August 30th, 2013 @ 8:45 pm

The NSA’s not watching?
Quartermaster
August 30th, 2013 @ 9:55 pm

They watch all these wacky jack blogs. Just sayin’
Quartermaster
August 30th, 2013 @ 9:57 pm

I think a lot of them were voting against the idiots put up by the GOP who demonstrated they had spines of wet spaghetti.