States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much

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A headline that included the word “butt-f*ckers” — without the asterisk — crossed my mind here. However, because Ace of Spades is on a tear against the deliberate troll-baiting at Slate, I passed it up.

Anyway, the re-election of President Obama meant that the gay agenda would be imposed top-down by executive authority, and the Internal Revenue Service will now recognize same-sex marriage without regard for whether it is legal in the couple’s state of residence.

The “Don’t Ask Bradley Manning, Don’t Tell Chelsea Manning” policy was wiped out by a stroke of Obama’s pen, and the Supreme Court has voided the Defense of Marriage Act, so that the “emerging awareness” doctrine articulated by Justice Kennedy in the 2003 Lawrence v. Texas ruling has advanced to the point that, with the de facto federal imposition of gay marriage (despite constitutional amendments to the contrary in more than 30 states) we are now a judicial hop, skip and jump from a Supreme Court decision mandating compulsory sodomy.

OK, maybe that was a bit of hyperbole, but (a) Slate does these cheap stunts daily, and (b) clearly we have drifted off into that part of the map marked “Here Be Dragons” and there’s no telling what’s next.

The Constitution is now whatever liberals say it is.

Mark Newton and Peter Truong could not be reached for comment.

While state-based opposition to gay marriage is thus rendered meaningless by Treasury Department decree, however, the Department of Justice has decided that federal drug laws are optional and if states legalize marijuana, hey, toke up, dude. Party on.

So, basically, Thursday, Aug. 29, 2013, was cause for celebration by dopeheads and buttf*ckers. In Obama’s America, sodomy and sinsemilla are the most important national priorities.

Bottom line: We’re all Andrew Sullivan’s bitches now.

And if you don’t like it, shut up, haters.

 

84 comments

  1. Now that you mention it, I was born with a rifle in my hands and an Expert badge pinned to my chest.

    Figuratively speaking. Jeez, my poor Mom…

  2. Who actually keeps the lights on a Slate? I thought it was owned originally by Microsoft. But they can’t actually be making money at that site, can they?

    Man, I’d even forgotten they exist. Like Alta Vista.

  3. Actually, Lewis Grizzard once made a similar proposal for evacuating Atlanta in case of a nuclear attack.

  4. Yes, they’ve been shoving a bunch of shit down our throats. So, when that Florida jury said ‘not guilty’ they had a fit.

  6. No that’s on the other side of the south Pacific. It’s about as far as you can get from the rising prison in the US as you can get without making landfall on that SW Pacific Lib paradise, New Zealand.

  10. Everyone seems to be missing the point on the IRS ruling. I suspect that in most gay marriages, both spouses work. This is really a stealth tax hike by applying the marriage penalty to a whole new group of people.

  13. Heh! Don’t tell the Queers. They might get upset and start yelling about marriage discrimination again.

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    men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud,
    blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

    3 unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good,

    4 traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God,

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  17. Phrases.org.uk says this is an order directing the soldiery to pillage and chaos. (My answer to Delaney Coffer’s question, “where are you in this fight?”)

  20. I think a lot of them were voting against the idiots put up by the GOP who demonstrated they had spines of wet spaghetti.

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