Will Syria Be #OccupyResoluteDesk’s Resignation Letter?

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by Smitty

Stacy hates this sort of noise, but I’ll throw it out there, because I think it’s plausible.

  1. BHO is a narcissist.
  2. BHO has an awful lot of issues/scandals set to go lively after Labor Day:
    • Benghazi
    • IRS
    • Debt ceiling increase
    • Immigration
    • Continuing resolution in general–
    • ObamaCare in particular
  3. BHO is to the Presidency what Wally is to the Dilbert comic strip, hold the laughs.
  4. Leaders such as Coburn and Boehner have already laid down markers saying “Don’t do it” concerning Syria.
  5. This is of such concern that no less than David “the Greasy One” Axelrod himself got on the air to denounce Coburn.

Prediction: citing high-minded concerns about “the children”, #OccupyResoluteDesk gives the orders to bomb Syria.
This triggers a Constitutional crisis so severe that the anti-War movement, dormant since Bush’s last wave goodbye, is roused. It unites with the Tea Partiers and everyone else sick to death of our Rodeo Clown foreign policy, and the House votes to impeach.
Before Harry “the Cadaver” Reid can be roused from his quasi-comatose stupor, #OccupyResoluteDesk grabs the camer for one last, personal-pronoun-drenched, racial dog-whistle soundtracked, interminable, strawman-army-decimating soliloquy that says, in summary, that neither the American people nor this Constitutionally-obsessed Congress are worthy of the power of his glow.
And that’s how he maintains his streak of never dealing with the responsibilities of his office in any intelligible way.

59 comments

  2. That’s an appealing scenario, but I don’t give it much likelihood. See your Note 1.

    Yup, BHO is a narcissist no doubt, but I don’t see that he’s at the point where he knows he’s at the end of his tether and bails. Most narcissists are very bad at realizing they’ve reached that point, which is invariably their downfall. They’re incapable of seeing nemesis closing in, and are always outraged at being caught. In their dreamworld they will never lose because they’re always two or three steps ahead of retribution, and so much smarter than all their foes.

    Although I’d like it to be true. And before anyone says “President Biden,” swear him in ASAP. I’d sooner have the smirking fumblemouthed room temperature IQ dumber than a sack of hammers buffoon int he oval office that the Metrosexual Mugabe. The idiot will not do as much damage as the malevolent socialist God-Emperor.

  4. No.

    Phony scandals + phony national security crisis = you guys are all still raaaaacists. (Hmm…only one of those phonies is actually phony.)

  6. WRONG !!!
    Obama will NOT strike with any military action and then claim diplomatic victory for what ever happens.

    THERE WILL NOT BE ANY MILITARY ACTION.

    This is a gutless President.

  7. I think Wombat can review that in his next Sci-Fi piece. The Democrats are constitutionally, excuse the term, incapable of putting country, children, world peace or anything else over party, whether in office or living next door.

    Harry Reid will announce he’ll kill any impeachment the minute the first missile flies.

    Obama will have to be dragged out of office kicking and screaming. If you’re going to do popcult references the simile is not Wally but George Costanza. Zero self awareness and sense of personal responsibility.

  8. He could douse and old lady with petrol and set her on fire; ABC/NBC/CBS/CNN/NyTimes/WaPo would still cover for him.

  10. “BHO is to the Presidency what Wally is to the Dilbert comic strip”

    HOW DARE YOU INSULT WALLY THAT WAY!

  11. “This triggers a Constitutional crisis so severe that the anti-War movement, dormant since Bush’s last wave goodbye, is roused.”

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    That’s comedy gold. The “anti-war” movement is nothing but an arm of the fascist left. They won’t march on one of their own. He could nuke an orphanage and they’d stick to their schedule of heckling Condi.

  18. Here’s a thought to cheer everyone up……
    Not only is President Obama going to be a worse former president than President Carter, think about how long he’s probably going to be around to bug us.

  19. He won’t have to. As long as there are 34 Democrats in the Senate, the process will take about 2 hours and “guilty as sin, free as a bird.”

  20. So, lob rockets at those children but don’t send them the gas masks requested numerous times with no response, when intel has suggested for months that they might be subject to chemical attack? U.N. Responsibility to Protect was a great excuse to bomb Libya but magically disappeared for Syria? Got past the War Powers Act by making sure he had buy-in from every other entity on the planet…..except Congress…..though he’s sure he fulfilled his Constitutional requirement by sending them that nice memo. But this time he’s got no backing from U.N., our allies, NATO, E.U., and only 9% approval from Americans picking up the bill and wondering if supporting those terrorists insurgents who were blowing our soldiers up in Iraq could get them charged under the Patriot Act. The OvalOfficeOrifice, while even his buddy Bill Ayers has accused him of being a war criminal already……will go forward doing what he is instructed to do. He will not be allowed to resign because those who own him are not finished “fundamentally transforming” us yet, though they may be done with our elected representatives. Obama is to America what Kaitlynn and her dildo are to teenage girls.

  21. BHO will lobby to become Secretary General of the United Nations. Dear Leader BHO has too big of an ego to become a mere ex-president.

  24. Right now I’m sure he’d be tickled just to be the “NotNixon” rather than having all the abuse of power comparisons made. He’s making you look good these days.

  25. Just like they were against WWII so long as Uncle Joe was agin’ it, but the second that changed, there were no bigger hawks.

  26. My thesis here is that Reid wouldn’t have to because Rodeo Clown would pick up his pail & scoop and depart the sandbox in a huff long before the Senate considered the situation.

  27. I’ll support that notion, with the proviso that we immediately de-fund the UN, demolish the building and replace the real estate with a dog park.

  28. I agree with your point, but, with the advent of the internet, and the parade of skeletons bobbing in BHO’s wake, the guy is going to just get laughed at by all but the most ardent sycophants.

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