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The O. Henry Plot Twist

Posted on | June 14, 2014 | 35 Comments

Readers will remember the case of Rebecca Diebolt, the California teacher charged with having a lesbian affair with a teenage student.

Now brace yourself for the unexpected plot twist:

Perhaps no one is more blown away by a teacher’s arrest for allegedly molesting a female student starting when the girl was 15 than the woman’s colleagues who just attended her baby shower.
Teachers at Valencia High School in Placentia speaking with the Weekly under condition of anonymity say 35-year-old Rebecca Eileen Diebolt of Brea is pregnant.

Actually, this plot twist should not be so unexpected. Many of the women arrested on lesbian molestation charges seem to be otherwise heterosexual, and some of them are married mothers. To cite one recent example, Florida dance teacher Nichol Marie Phelps was a married mother of two when she molested a 15-year-old student.

What’s wrong with these women? Are they “bi-curious,” and just happen to express their same-sex curiosity with underage girls? Or are they closeted lesbians whose “straight” marriages are socially-approved camouflage to create an appearance of normality they use to get access to young girls in predatory stealth mode? Could it be that such cases are just symptomatic of polymorphous perversity?

We don’t know. Female sex offenders aren’t as widely studied as their male counterparts, and most of the testimony we have from the perpetrators is offered in court hearings where the defendant has a motive to minimize or justify their criminal behavior. So we have very little guidance to answer the key questions, “What the hell were you thinking?” and “How did you become such a perverted weirdo?”

Meanwhile, in Orlando:

A Florida teacher and her 58-year-old boyfriend have been accused of sexually abusing a 13-year-old girl.
Kimberly Honaker, 48, had been charged on [May 31] with child neglect for allegedly failing to intervene to stop Robert Pruitt sexually abusing a child.
But on [June 3] Honaker, who has been suspended from the middle school she worked at for 17 years, was arrested again over claims that she had also molested the young girl.
When the language teacher was arrested for a second time, she was charged with lewd molestation and the use of a child in a sexual performance. . . .
The couple were arrested after Pruitt’s ex-wife alerted police to Facebook messages, texts and emails that suggested an inappropriate relationship was taking place.
Pruitt had moved in with Honaker, who he has known for years, in May. Police described the house they shared as being filthy and containing 20 dogs.
Honaker, a mom to twin girls, has been banned from the school campus and is expected to have her pay suspended at the next school meeting, a district spokesman told the Orlando Sentinel. . . .
Police told Click Orlando that Pruitt’s ex-wife had kicked him out of their home earlier this year after suspecting him of having a sexual relationship with a 13-year-old.
He then moved in with Honaker, who is accused of allowing the abuse to continue over the next few weeks.

A middle-school teacher accused of sexually molesting a 13-year-old girl in a filthy house with 20 dogs? What the hell were you thinking and how did you become such a perverted weirdo?”

Tucker Carlson could not be reached for comment.



  • Cactus Ed

    This is, clearly, all the fault of the white privilege, heteronormative patriarchy.

  • Evi L. Bloggerlady

    But RSM, I thought sexual orientation was hard wired?

    Who knew penises were such troublemakers!

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  • RKae

    Homosexuality is professed to be “hard-wired” until it’s embedded in western civilization as normalized. Then it’s whatever you want.

  • RKae

    What we’re headed for is not “homosexuality,” “heterosexuality,” “bi-curious,” etc., but just utter chaos; a free-for-all. They want the entirety of civilization to be like a party at Anton LaVey’s house: you just screw whoever or whatever walks past.

    People sometimes tell me (and I’m sure they’ve told you), “Hey, I’m a better Christian than any Christian that I know and I don’t even believe in Christianity! Why should I go to hell for not believing in Jesus when I can be good without religion?”

    Yup. You can certainly behave like a Christian without officially being a Christian… But think about this: You can behave like a Satanist without actually being an official Satanist.

    And that’s where America’s heading: Satanism in all but name.

    And, of course, Satan couldn’t care less about getting the recognition.

  • Cactus Ed


  • Cactus Ed

    Right, because now, if you believe in God, you are delusional. And if you believe that a person having male genitalia, a prostate and a prominent Adam’s Apple is a woman: Science.

  • RKae

    Just like it’s a superstition to believe that a fetus is a human being, but it’s Science to believe that it suddenly becomes a human being when it passes through the birth canal.

    As for “a woman trapped in a man’s body”… Hmmm. How is that they put forth so much effort to tell us that there is no such thing as a soul, then suddenly (when they want to further the cause of sexual anarchy) it’s Science to believe that we are separate entities from our incidental bodies?

  • Jeanette Victoria

    Living in a filthy house with 20 dogs that isn’t right, shouldn’t it have been 20 cats?

  • Kirby McCain

    Cat people aren’t typically molesters.

  • RKae

    They have too many other forms of crazy that they need to manage. Being molesters is just one too many things.

    Their crazy plate is full.

  • Bob Belvedere


  • daialanye

    There’s a simple explanation for all this, which can be found in this headline:

    Americans Going Mad in Record Numbers:
    Women and Children Affected Worse

  • DeadMessenger

    Did you ever notice that the people who call you delusional for believing in God, are the same people who claim that someone is now “in heaven with God” when they experience the death of a loved one? Or falsely claim that they are “praying” for someone experiencing a hardship? Like you just pull God out when you need Him, but send Him away when you’re done with Him?

  • DeadMessenger

    I have 5 cats, so I’m only one-fourth as crazy. So I might be able to fit some extra crazy on my plate. Where did you say you lived again? (Haha…that was a joke. I’m not at all crazy. Then again, given the cost of litter and veterinary care, maybe I *am* crazy.)

  • DeadMessenger

    I’d be curious to know these women’s pornography viewing habits prior to the molestions.

  • RKae

    And, of course, if something bad happens to them “Well, I guess there’s no God!”

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