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  2. Sold out for some cash and a jet. Thirty pieces of silver goes a little farther this close to the Barackalypse! Must be the deflation period prior to the final hyper-Jinnflation.

  4. Bernie is absolutely pathetic at this point. I’m just hoping his supporters aren’t as pathetic as him and vote for either Jill Stein, or Trump in order to punish, and destroy the Democratic Bolshevik party.

  8. If you think slaughtering the unborn is necessary for freedom you may be a Satanist.

  9. All socialists are capitalists when it comes to their well being. There aren’t any actual socialists only those who advocate socialism.

  11. Come on now, that wealth won’t redistribute itself, you know! Somebody has to make the hard choices!

    And the really bad thing about redistributing all that wealth is that some of it inevitably is going to stick. Oh, yuck!

  12. It must get more and more difficult to find an untouched topic for academic papers in the liberal arts these days…

    One might hope that eventually they will run out and we’ll be spared further idiocy of this nature, save that stupidity is an infinitely renewable resource.

  15. I’m available to redistribute some of your wealth at the mall. I’m just, you know, creating jobs.

  16. Speaking of creating jobs, and the mall… didn’t you offer me a job driving your McLaren and carrying your packages?

    Who is driving and toting now?

  20. A likely story, but you aren’t a “guy” so why would you be protesting if not for a guilty conscience?

  21. True story: My Dad told me about a time when he was a lad in an all-boys Catholic school, and one of the penguins was trying to ferret out the perp of some kind of boyish mischief. She said, “Whoever did this better speak up, or else.” My Dad, who was not the guilty party (that time), quickly responded, “I didn’t do it!” The penguin said, “Guilty speaks first!” then beat the hell out of him with her weapon du jour.

    BWAHAHAHAHA, and you can quote me on that. You guys can’t get to me with your rulers, or whatever!

  23. Had to sell the McLaren, and several of my homes, furs and jewels. I’m down to my last seventeen pairs of Louboutin heels and my 24k bidet, for pity’s sake.

    Been out of work (from my lucrative mathematician job) for 8+ months. But I just got a new job, and I start this coming Monday. It’s an awesome Christian company, and you have to be a Christian to work there, and they check you out to make sure you’re the real deal. They pray before meetings. They have chapel once a week. It’s a dream job for me. I can’t wait. Eight months, but the Lord provides.

    *sigh* Not sure He’s gonna provide that McLaren, though. Maybe a heavenly McLaren someday, you know, a showroom-new Saintmobile. It’s gonna look like, and be tricked out like the Batmobile, and you’ll be hauling me and my bff’s around in *that*, carrying our bagloads full of pearls and gems and gold and stuff, back fom the Mall of Heaven. I’m pretty sure that’s the way that’s gonna work out.

  24. NO – you guys are TOTALLY WRONG !!!!!
    Puhleeeeeeze !! get the taxonomy correct !

    technically speaking , Hillary is a WITCH, not the devil
    I wonder if her broomstick is registered – and if she even
    has a license to drive it. Or if the registration is expired.
    And where did she learn to drive it ?
    or is it a self driving broomstick ?
    what state gave her a license ?

    SO – it is Totally Obvious that the After School Satan Clubs are shilling for Hillary
    a new kind of PAC.

  26. Yeah, I went to Catholic schools for second, third, and part of fifth grades.

    Nuns are tricky. They dress like ninjas for a reason. Or maybe ninjas dress like nuns.

  27. G. Gordon Liddy would tell about one Nun-teacher in Catholic School to which they had applied the sobriquet of “Sister Diesel Locomotive.” She must have been a dilly.

  30. Has anyone reported having seen Hitlary’s eyes turn pure coal black? THAT would be the sign of certainty. Surely SOMEBODY must have seen it happen somewhere and is willing to speak out about it …

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