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Rule 5 Sunday: Crystal Hefner

Posted on | July 8, 2018 | 3 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

The oldest “beach club” in Vegas, Rehab at the Hard Rock, is celebrating its fifteenth anniversary next week, and as part of the celebration they’re doing the annual Bikini Invitational party. Looking back at previous iterations of the party, one name jumped out: Crystal Hefner (nee Harris), former Playboy centerfold and last wife of Hugh Hefner. I guess you could put her in the same category as Paris Hilton, a reasonably good-looking celebrity who can imitate the action of a DJ. Here she is at the 2015 Bikini Invitational.

Probably just presses “Play” on her laptop, but who really knows?

Ninety Miles From Tyranny leads off with Hot Pick Of The Late Night – July 4th Edition, The 90 Miles Mystery Box Episode #307 (Independence Day Edition), Morning Mistress (July 4th Edition), and Girls With Guns. Animal Magnetism strides into the weekend with Rule 5 Walk Away Friday and the 200th Saturday Gingermageddon.

EBL’s patriotic parade of pulchritude includes Socialist Bogarting Tips, Viola Brand, The Manslator, Vintage Hollywood July 4, National Bikini Day, Scarlett Johansson, National Fried Chicken Day, Hot Brazilian Soccer Fans, Sweden v. England, Smooth & Not So Smooth, and Croatia v. Russia.

A View From The Beach’s up overfloweth this week with A Mighty Woman, Sandahl Bergman, Russiagate Today, Racing into Friday, Largemouth Bass Virus Linked to Susquehanna Smallmouth Bass Disease, Your Acquiescence is Mandatory, Post Fireworks Russiagate, Your Thursday Morning Wake Up, Revolution Day Russiagate, Happy Fourth of July!, Rage Against the Russiagate Machine, I Wonder How Many Skinned Knees and Elbows This Took, Down Under Damsel Finds Out About Sharks the Hard Way and  I’ll Bet You Could Run These Out of Washington D.C. Everyday.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Scottie Thompson, his Vintage Babe is Evelyn Keyes, and Sex in Advertising is covered by Joi Lansing. At Dustbury, it’s Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, and Pat Hitchcock.

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