CPAC 2010: Glenn Beck Will Be Closing Keynote Speaker Feb. 20 in D.C.

Yes, that’s right: Andrew Breitbart, Herman Cain, Ann Coulter, Doug Hoffman, Marco Rubio and . . . GLENN FREAKING BECK!

If you’ve never been to CPAC, you don’t know what you’re missing. This is the biggest party of the year — an annual event that I never miss, and this one is going to be legendary.

Dude: Hannah Giles? They’d have to take out a restraining order to keep me away from this one.

Ask anybody who’s ever partied with our crew at CPAC (including Hannah’s dad): It’s like Mardi Gras for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. You haven’t registered yet? What’s wrong with you? Are you some kind of RINO, or what?

REGISTER NOW!

16 comments

  1. No, but we have to wonder about Palin now that she plans on stumping for McCan’t. I am very disappointed in her decision to back that freaking RINO!!!

  2. No, but we have to wonder about Palin now that she plans on stumping for McCan’t. I am very disappointed in her decision to back that freaking RINO!!!

  3. “No, but we have to wonder about Palin now that she plans on stumping for McCan’t. I am very disappointed in her decision to back that freaking RINO!!!”

    Fascinating; I would have thought CPAC’s backing endless straw-poll winner RINO Mitt ‘Mandate’ Romney is the wonderment.

    CPAC has a confusingly huge tent-Ron Pauls, John Birchers, Mitt Romneys.

    Do Birchers and Paulite hate Beck for his stance on National Defense and is Beck happy about Mitt’s Mandates or what about Mitt’s hand-raising to Global Warming Fraud?

    Have fun figuring out what is inside CPAC’s enormously huge tent.

  4. “No, but we have to wonder about Palin now that she plans on stumping for McCan’t. I am very disappointed in her decision to back that freaking RINO!!!”

    Fascinating; I would have thought CPAC’s backing endless straw-poll winner RINO Mitt ‘Mandate’ Romney is the wonderment.

    CPAC has a confusingly huge tent-Ron Pauls, John Birchers, Mitt Romneys.

    Do Birchers and Paulite hate Beck for his stance on National Defense and is Beck happy about Mitt’s Mandates or what about Mitt’s hand-raising to Global Warming Fraud?

    Have fun figuring out what is inside CPAC’s enormously huge tent.

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