Why Isn’t Everybody Blogging About the Ayla Brown Bikini Photo Scandal?

Yes, that’s right: The “American Idol” daughter of newly-elected Sen. Scott Brown — who posed nude as Cosmo’s 1982 “Sexiest Man” — was once photographed in a bikini with her father and (gasp!) her teenaged sister!

What a terrible scandal! How dare those Republicans wear bikinis! What would happen if the formerly bikini-clad Ayla Brown showed up at CPAC with Glenn Beck? It would be enough to break Moe Lane’s aged heart.

It’s time for conservative bloggers to unite in support of this scandlous shamelessness! Just as we ruthlessly exposed the horrors of Hanna Giles in a bikini, so we must join together in the crusade for more Ayla Brown bikini photos.

24 comments

  1. What!!! I click on a bikini link and a bikini picture opens up? This new site is going to heck in a handbasket. Where’s my Google Bomb?

  2. What!!! I click on a bikini link and a bikini picture opens up? This new site is going to heck in a handbasket. Where’s my Google Bomb?

  3. By seperate post I’m sending you a photo of Grandma is an Mob yes even grandma’s pose in bikini’s back in the olden days. I want of more Scott poses.

  4. And another thing…Why are you all ignoring Arianna Brown? Look at her in the picture in question…damn youall…she’s as lovely as her sister [and probably a lot less full of herself].

  5. And another thing…Why are you all ignoring Arianna Brown? Look at her in the picture in question…damn youall…she’s as lovely as her sister [and probably a lot less full of herself].

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