The global warming “consensus” can’t possibly survive:
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pennsylvania (Reuters) – An American groundhog delivered his annual weather prediction on Tuesday, declaring that there will be six more weeks of winter after seeing his shadow.
The science is settled. Don’t be a Groundhog Day denier.
UPDATE: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals claims the groundhog is being abused, and want him replaced by a robot:
“Make the compassionate decision to use an animatronic Phil and retire the live groundhogs who are used for Groundhog Day activities to a sanctuary. Tradition is no excuse for cruelty.”
At least they’re consistent. Fake groundhogs and fake boobs — yeah, that Pamela Anderson ad in the right sidebar is from PETA.
Also advertising with us is No Sheeples Here. Those sheep are real and they’re spectacular!
Rise and shine, campers!
Rise and shine, campers!
The science is settled! I do not have sex with Punxsutawney Phil either! If you accuse me of that I will sue you and Punxsutawney Phil for punitive damages!
The science is settled! I do not have sex with Punxsutawney Phil either! If you accuse me of that I will sue you and Punxsutawney Phil for punitive damages!
Every day is Groundhog Day for me (sigh)…
Every day is Groundhog Day for me (sigh)…
Heh… Linked with piling-on. :-]
Heh… Linked with piling-on. :-]
All that proves is that the groundhog is in on the conspiracy. Just another denier.
All that proves is that the groundhog is in on the conspiracy. Just another denier.
Now is the winter of Al Gore’s discontent.
Now is the winter of Al Gore’s discontent.
How is a robot groundhog supposed to predict the weather? Satellite uplink? SkyNet?
How is a robot groundhog supposed to predict the weather? Satellite uplink? SkyNet?
A groundhog sanctuary? That’s a hole in the ditch along the county road.
A groundhog sanctuary? That’s a hole in the ditch along the county road.
What’s a groundhog? We do not have them in P-Town or Washington D.C.
What’s a groundhog? We do not have them in P-Town or Washington D.C.