Movie Star Robert Pattinson Is a Horrible Hatemongering Vaginaphobe

OK, so Details magazine arranges a photo shoot (NSFW) of the Twilight star surrounded by naked fashion models. His reaction?

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared.”

Five or six hours surrounded by beautiful naked women. And he “wasn’t exactly prepared”?

Dude.

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  1. […] Stacy McCain exposes Robert Pattinson, of Twilight fame as a man who just hates having naked women around him OK, so Details magazine arranges a photo shoot (NSFW) of the Twilight star surrounded by naked fashion models. His reaction? “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared.” […]

  2. Not to be such a downer but why is it considered art to have a two nearly naked chicks side by side a dude in Vanity Fair/Details/Vogue/whatever magazine title you want to throw out there but when it’s in Penthouse, it’s porn?

    Both have naked chicks, both are designed to be looked at and for guys to want to be the guy in the picture surrounded by naked chicks.

    But in general, most people have to be over 18 to buy Penthouse but the other magazines can be bought by anyone.

  3. Not to be such a downer but why is it considered art to have a two nearly naked chicks side by side a dude in Vanity Fair/Details/Vogue/whatever magazine title you want to throw out there but when it’s in Penthouse, it’s porn?

    Both have naked chicks, both are designed to be looked at and for guys to want to be the guy in the picture surrounded by naked chicks.

    But in general, most people have to be over 18 to buy Penthouse but the other magazines can be bought by anyone.

  4. Hitler finds out Phil Jones has admitted ‘climate change’ science isn’t settled…

    H/T Bookworm Room This video actually is an amazingly good summary of the melting of the anthropogenic global warming hoax now re-branded as “climate change,” which seems like a safe enough position to hold since change is what the climate …

  5. I’ve been thinking about this…

    Now, you know Stacy that I agree with you that we can’t get into a purgefest on the Right as we seek to advance the cause of the VRWC by taking over the GOP at every level. But I really really really believe that its essential that we purge all the metrosexuals from our ranks. You know, like Conor, Lowry, et. al. Besides, being weaklings, they give all red-blooded American men a bad name. Down with the panty-waists! Up with Red Meat People!

  6. I’ve been thinking about this…

    Now, you know Stacy that I agree with you that we can’t get into a purgefest on the Right as we seek to advance the cause of the VRWC by taking over the GOP at every level. But I really really really believe that its essential that we purge all the metrosexuals from our ranks. You know, like Conor, Lowry, et. al. Besides, being weaklings, they give all red-blooded American men a bad name. Down with the panty-waists! Up with Red Meat People!

  7. Just skimming the link made me alergic to
    clicking on to anymore links.
    Robert Pattinson goes to West Hollywood, lives gayly ever after.

  8. Just skimming the link made me alergic to
    clicking on to anymore links.
    Robert Pattinson goes to West Hollywood, lives gayly ever after.

  9. Geez, Robert.

    Why do you have to open your mouth and ruin it for the ladies (and guys) that swoon at your looks? In the old days (Rock Hudson era), he would glibly lie: “I had a great time.” But no, in our “honest” age, he has to say he “hate[s] vaginas”?? What a jerk.

  10. Geez, Robert.

    Why do you have to open your mouth and ruin it for the ladies (and guys) that swoon at your looks? In the old days (Rock Hudson era), he would glibly lie: “I had a great time.” But no, in our “honest” age, he has to say he “hate[s] vaginas”?? What a jerk.

  11. Geez, Robert.

    Why do you have to open your mouth and ruin it for the ladies (and guys) that swoon at your looks? In the old days (Rock Hudson era), he would glibly lie: “I had a great time.” But no, in our “honest” age, he has to say he “hate[s] vaginas”?? What a jerk.

  12. Wouldn’t “ungrateful prat” cover it just as well?

    Personally, I would have loved to be in that shot…or the more clothed cover shot on the new Vanity Fair…or best of all, next to Christina Hendricks on that New York cover. Wowsers.

  13. Wouldn’t “ungrateful prat” cover it just as well?

    Personally, I would have loved to be in that shot…or the more clothed cover shot on the new Vanity Fair…or best of all, next to Christina Hendricks on that New York cover. Wowsers.

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