Chubby Chick in Sexy Underwear Gets Text Message: ‘Meet Dan for Lunch’

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Could this be a reference to notorious chubby-chaser Dan Collins? Never mind. Frankly, we like ladies somewhere in the range between “a little more to love” and “never missed a biscuit.” More to love and all that.

So we were pleased to see that when it came time to post a scandalous plus-size lingerie video, our friend Donald Douglas thought of us:

This commercial is so sexy, two networks refused to air it:

It appears that ABC and Fox have made the decision to define beauty for you by denying our new, groundbreaking Cacique commercial from airing freely on their networks.
ABC refused to show the commercial during “Dancing with the Stars” without restricting our airtime to the final moments of the show. Fox demanded excessive re-edits and rebuffed it three times before relenting to air it during the final 10 minutes of “American Idol,” but only after we threatened to pull the ad buy.
Yes, these are the same networks that have scantily-clad housewives so desperate they seduce every man on the block, and don’t forget Bart Simpson, who has shown us the moon more often than NASA, all during what they call “prime time.”

That’s OK. The Old Media monopoly can’t stop an Army of Davids who dig those Goliath-sized beauties, somewhere in the range between more-cushion-for-the-pushin’ and roll-her-in-flour-and-look-for-the-wet-spot.

UPDATE: We should have expected Bob Belvedere to beat us to this big beauty, whom he identifies as Ashley Graham, with coverage from the New York Post. Ah, but I found this video interview with Ashley’s reaction to being banned:

She’s got a very sexy voice, too.

42 comments

  20. I think I can explain why this is banned while worse things are tolerated. This woman is really, really sexy. Skinny women aren’t so sexy, just pretty.. So it makes the networks uncomfortable with the ads. I could be wrong. I’m just a girl, and one who never watches tv, so what do I know?

  21. I think I can explain why this is banned while worse things are tolerated. This woman is really, really sexy. Skinny women aren’t so sexy, just pretty.. So it makes the networks uncomfortable with the ads. I could be wrong. I’m just a girl, and one who never watches tv, so what do I know?

  22. Speaking in a purely…er…platonic and aesthetic sense, I think a woman with a little meat on her bones looks great. Much more attractive than some of these anorexic professional models.

  23. Speaking in a purely…er…platonic and aesthetic sense, I think a woman with a little meat on her bones looks great. Much more attractive than some of these anorexic professional models.

  24. What Paco said.

    There’s nothing more physically unattractive than a gal who looks like a fourteen year old boy from the waist down.

    Prophet Mo: If you met her, you wouldn’t like her – she’s too old at 22.

    Dan/Stacy:
    The clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
    make an old man wish for younger days

  25. What Paco said.

    There’s nothing more physically unattractive than a gal who looks like a fourteen year old boy from the waist down.

    Prophet Mo: If you met her, you wouldn’t like her – she’s too old at 22.

    Dan/Stacy:
    The clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
    make an old man wish for younger days

  38. “FYI: Miss Graham is not related to Ms. Lindsey Graham. However, the Senator does shop at Lane Bryant – IYKWIMAITYD.”
    Bwaahahahahaaa!

  39. “FYI: Miss Graham is not related to Ms. Lindsey Graham. However, the Senator does shop at Lane Bryant – IYKWIMAITYD.”
    Bwaahahahahaaa!

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