They’re Real and They’re . . .

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. . . Sarah Palin’s? A misogynistic liberal Web site began speculating about the possibility of artificial enhancement, which prompted an indignant response from a leading conservative authority on impressive authenticity, Tabitha Hale:

If this were only on Wonkette’s site, I would never have seen it. I don’t exactly frequent there. However, the story picked up some legs. It’s been talked about by the Boston Herald, local news, and all kinds of leftwing blogs. Not to mention the “feminists” who claim that the question prompted “thoughtful discussion.” I picked it up initially via Jammie Wearing Fool.

The willingness to latch onto a complete load of crap like this is indicative of the real issue, which is that instead of acknowledging the power of Sarah Palin and launching serious attacks on, say, her grassroots cred after her establishment endorsements, they’d rather talk about her boobs. It’s demeaning. It’s offensive. It’s totally inappropriate.

Read the whole thing, because I would never — never — tolerate any inappropriate discussion about boobs. IYKWIMAITYD.

31 comments

  2. Dude,

    Let’s just cut to the chase here. She is a woman. A woman who can shoot a gun, gut a moose, raise kids, has her own money, is independent and has nice, as Al Bundy would say, “big ‘uns.” By actions of Todd, he ain’t hurtin’ neither.

    So lets just admire her, respect that lucky bast**d’s good luck and wish someday WE would find a rounded out woman like that.

    The left can’t handle a real woman. Men on the left would pee themselves when confronted by a woman like Palin. Heck, they already do!

  3. Dude,

    Let’s just cut to the chase here. She is a woman. A woman who can shoot a gun, gut a moose, raise kids, has her own money, is independent and has nice, as Al Bundy would say, “big ‘uns.” By actions of Todd, he ain’t hurtin’ neither.

    So lets just admire her, respect that lucky bast**d’s good luck and wish someday WE would find a rounded out woman like that.

    The left can’t handle a real woman. Men on the left would pee themselves when confronted by a woman like Palin. Heck, they already do!

  4. “instead of acknowledging the power of Sarah Palin and launching serious attacks on, say, her grassroots cred after her establishment endorsements”

    A serious attack would be to challenge her grass roots appeal to rank and file conservatives, when she has received endorsements from the ‘establishment’? The establishment conservative media certainly hasn’t endorsed Sarah Palin. They were all bending over backwards attacking her lack of east coast Ivy education and yucking it up with Tina Fey on SNL. You seem a tad off the mark there Tabitha.

    “It’s demeaning. It’s offensive. It’s totally inappropriate.”

    Well, yeah. But that’s par for the course with most liberal editorials, and criticism from the left in general. Did you think that was something new?

    “they’d rather talk about her boobs.”

    Well, we don’t really talk about them. When it comes to cleavage you’re not supposed to stare. I think you are just supposed to be aware of them … and perhaps just kind of sneak a peak.

  5. “instead of acknowledging the power of Sarah Palin and launching serious attacks on, say, her grassroots cred after her establishment endorsements”

    A serious attack would be to challenge her grass roots appeal to rank and file conservatives, when she has received endorsements from the ‘establishment’? The establishment conservative media certainly hasn’t endorsed Sarah Palin. They were all bending over backwards attacking her lack of east coast Ivy education and yucking it up with Tina Fey on SNL. You seem a tad off the mark there Tabitha.

    “It’s demeaning. It’s offensive. It’s totally inappropriate.”

    Well, yeah. But that’s par for the course with most liberal editorials, and criticism from the left in general. Did you think that was something new?

    “they’d rather talk about her boobs.”

    Well, we don’t really talk about them. When it comes to cleavage you’re not supposed to stare. I think you are just supposed to be aware of them … and perhaps just kind of sneak a peak.

  6. Hey RSM, where is the obligatory “they’re real and they’re spectacular!”? Gotta have some standards….

  7. Hey RSM, where is the obligatory “they’re real and they’re spectacular!”? Gotta have some standards….

  8. If the leftists worried less about (D) boobs on Sarah Palin and more about (D) boobs in elected office, the country would be better off.

  9. If the leftists worried less about (D) boobs on Sarah Palin and more about (D) boobs in elected office, the country would be better off.

  10. What a bunch of morons. Have they never known a woman? Do they not understand that a woman’s chest will appear different depending on what type shirt or sweater she is wearing?

  11. What a bunch of morons. Have they never known a woman? Do they not understand that a woman’s chest will appear different depending on what type shirt or sweater she is wearing?

  12. I guess obsessing on her parts lower down wasn’t working out so well for Andrew Sullivan, so they’re trying to elevate the discussion.

  13. I guess obsessing on her parts lower down wasn’t working out so well for Andrew Sullivan, so they’re trying to elevate the discussion.

  18. To settle this matter, I offer to personally inspect the questionable goods.

    I’ll be happy to be supervised during the inspection, and my standards will conform to all applicable Male Boob-Testing standards (R. 654335(a)) which have been extant since…….ohh…. Day One.

    Please relay this offer to Ms. Palin at your earliest convenience.

    Do NOT tell my wife.

  19. To settle this matter, I offer to personally inspect the questionable goods.

    I’ll be happy to be supervised during the inspection, and my standards will conform to all applicable Male Boob-Testing standards (R. 654335(a)) which have been extant since…….ohh…. Day One.

    Please relay this offer to Ms. Palin at your earliest convenience.

    Do NOT tell my wife.

  20. Another attempt at a smear by the leftist blogosphere has failed! I now have two more reasons to love Sarah!

  21. Another attempt at a smear by the leftist blogosphere has failed! I now have two more reasons to love Sarah!

  23. Do they not understand that a woman’s chest will appear different depending on what type shirt or sweater she is wearing?

    Or what kind of bra she’s wearing?

    On a side note, the Victoria’s Secret semi-annual sale is going on now. Maybe the frugal Gov. Palin bought herself a push-up bra for half off.

  24. Do they not understand that a woman’s chest will appear different depending on what type shirt or sweater she is wearing?

    Or what kind of bra she’s wearing?

    On a side note, the Victoria’s Secret semi-annual sale is going on now. Maybe the frugal Gov. Palin bought herself a push-up bra for half off.

  27. While I can vouch for Tabitha Hale’s, erm, authenticity… One never knows what Her Palinship is up to. Then again, only Andrew Sullivan cares about Palin’s LadyBits.

    RG

  28. While I can vouch for Tabitha Hale’s, erm, authenticity… One never knows what Her Palinship is up to. Then again, only Andrew Sullivan cares about Palin’s LadyBits.

    RG

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