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LEAKED: New NASA Space Station Plan Incorporates Relativity

Posted on | July 9, 2010 | 18 Comments

by Smitty

NASA’s swell new global bureaucratic quaalude mission was greeted by howls of derisive laughter and sporadic vomiting. This blog’s attempt at a “don’t shoot the messenger” call on Administrator Bolden, too, got sucked into a steep gravity well.
iOwnTheWorld mustered a caustic contest to name a new Mosque Shuttle, with the sort of result you’d expect:

But to where will this infamous space chariot go?

Based upon Escher's Relativity

It will be a sign of resurgence when an actual leader is elected that is capable of setting a national goal. Mars, Moon base, whatever. You can have Socialism or you can have quantum leaps, but you can only have both in the mouth of a salesman.

Category: Blogging, humor, Rule 1

Comments

18 Responses to “LEAKED: New NASA Space Station Plan Incorporates Relativity”

  1. Randy Rager
    July 10th, 2010 @ 12:52 am

    BWHAAHAHAHAHA!

  2. Randy Rager
    July 9th, 2010 @ 8:52 pm

    BWHAAHAHAHAHA!

  3. Joe
    July 10th, 2010 @ 12:55 am

    In space no one can hear the muezzin.

  4. Joe
    July 9th, 2010 @ 8:55 pm

    In space no one can hear the muezzin.

  5. Obi's Sister
    July 10th, 2010 @ 1:47 am

    LMAO

  6. Obi's Sister
    July 9th, 2010 @ 9:47 pm

    LMAO

  7. proof
    July 10th, 2010 @ 2:58 am

    Apollogize One? Very funny!

  8. proof
    July 9th, 2010 @ 10:58 pm

    Apollogize One? Very funny!

  9. Estragon
    July 10th, 2010 @ 5:32 am

    You CAN have Socialism and still have quantum leaps!

    They just have to be backward, that’s all.

  10. Estragon
    July 10th, 2010 @ 1:32 am

    You CAN have Socialism and still have quantum leaps!

    They just have to be backward, that’s all.

  11. JeffS
    July 10th, 2010 @ 3:26 pm

    Soviets win space race

    D’oh! That’s established history, gg.

    Red herrings really ain’t your thing. Nor is thinking, but that’s another story.

  12. JeffS
    July 10th, 2010 @ 11:26 am

    Soviets win space race

    D’oh! That’s established history, gg.

    Red herrings really ain’t your thing. Nor is thinking, but that’s another story.

  13. JeffS
    July 10th, 2010 @ 4:17 pm

    Btw, The Space Race “ended” in 1975

    No, really? I never knew, and that’s the very same year I graduated from high school.

    PS: Like I said, red herrings ain’t your forté.

  14. JeffS
    July 10th, 2010 @ 12:17 pm

    Btw, The Space Race “ended” in 1975

    No, really? I never knew, and that’s the very same year I graduated from high school.

    PS: Like I said, red herrings ain’t your forté.

  15. RebeccaH
    July 10th, 2010 @ 9:48 pm

    It’s official. Oby doesn’t care about the space program because there’s nobody out there he can micromanage. Might as well turn it into a HeadStart program for Muslims.

  16. RebeccaH
    July 10th, 2010 @ 5:48 pm

    It’s official. Oby doesn’t care about the space program because there’s nobody out there he can micromanage. Might as well turn it into a HeadStart program for Muslims.

  17. bingbing
    July 11th, 2010 @ 3:16 am

    All you naysayers, just watch this work. As soon as the Taliban get wind of this, it’s a surity they’ll lay down their arms and embrace freedom and capitalism.

    Furthermore, I see peace in the middle east within weeks.

  18. bingbing
    July 10th, 2010 @ 11:16 pm

    All you naysayers, just watch this work. As soon as the Taliban get wind of this, it’s a surity they’ll lay down their arms and embrace freedom and capitalism.

    Furthermore, I see peace in the middle east within weeks.

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