Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

Rule 5 Sunday returns with delights aplenty. WyBlog poses the question of the week: Will Obama Pardon Snookie? R5S is fairly certain that this is a simple question of money. Cute is cute, but business is business.

On with the show.

• House of Eratosthenes brings the Cheryl Ladd. For the scientifically inclined Rule 5 celebrant, he brings this test. He has Marina Orlova doing her best John Kerry impression. Script Girl receives an unfavorable now vs. then comparison.
• Washington Rebel must have access to the FBI archive, or something. How they managed to come up with a picture of Phyllis Schlafly test-firing .50-caliber machine-gun ammo is unknown, but impressive. The research into the pressing issue of pulchrilibrarians continues, and there is a Rule 5 collage with absolutely no reason required.
• Lots of great stuff from American Power
  • Miranda Kerr in a Vicky’s Secret ad.x
  • Olivia Bell
  • Erin Andrews
  • Ana de la Reguera
  • Pony tails and FMJRA
  • Blond on stilts and FMJRA
• Smash Mouth Politics mixes Rule 5 with the tunes, for mostly reasonable results.
• The Last Tradition goes for some edgy humor with recent events.
• WyBlog started a Rule 5 mini-sensation that threatens to make your calendar too heavy to put on the wall.
• Dustbury has a fine Kate Beckinsale, featuring what might be the smile of the day.
• St. Angilbert Press, bastion of all things mathematical, has a hottie exploring geometry in a bikini.
• Instapundit looks down the road a few decades, and what he sees stops traffic, but in a good way. Whereas this bikini top link goes the other direction on several levels.
• The Mind Numbed Robot celebrates National Cheesecake Day with Rachel Weisz.
• GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD
  • Cunning (not) Middle -Eastern regimes.
  • A look at Vietnamese history and heat.
  • Iran, as symbolized by Ornella Muti.
  • Hotties Rockin’ the Nakbah

Let’s just get our Clash on for that one:

• Power And Control has someone painting Bette Davis with a mascara brush to the tune of Kim Carnes.
• The Daley Gator gives you Annabella Sciorra, and some Lingerie Bowl highlights.
• Little Miss Attila like them apples.
• Yankee Phil is having a green moment, possibly triggered by a Flogging Molly release.
• Mean Ol’ Meany brings the Larissa Riquelme update.
• The Pirate’s Cove reveals why it’s so cold in Russia: all their hotness has been sent here to spy.
• Fishersville Mike examines the Elizabeth Hasselback motive for appearing on The View.
• Proof Positive has the Rule 5-age we’ve come to love:
  • Rita Hayworth
  • Joanna Krupa
  • Women of PETA is now legal, at XVII.
• Dustbury caught a glimpse of Tina Fey.
• Fausta brings the Yo-Yo Ma, who, along with Vladmimir Putin(!), shares my birthday.
• Uncoverage is slightly confusing. What is the point of wrapping hotness in camouflage, exactly?
• Maggie’s Farm had a cutie and sort of a headline Mad Lib for your convenience. This is a play on ad libitum, Wikipedia informs, not shorthand for “insane liberal”, which would be an example of pleonasm.
• The Classic Liberal has Keira Christina Knightley explore the meaning of ‘the State’.
• The Camp of the Saints looms large in the Rule 5 universe.
  • Virginia Gordon
  • Ashley Graham
  • National Cheesecake Day
  • Assorted Hotness
  • Margaret Nolan
  • Foster’s Lager Gals
  • Christine O’Donnell
• TrogloPundit understudy, Mr. Pterodactyl, explains Trog’s vacation delay, after a fashion.

Apropos nothing, here is Olivia Newton John doing “Xanadu”: