by Smitty (via The Blaze)
As a part of the ongoing educational efforts of this blog, we provide a table to help unpack the muddled thinking of this DNC ad.
| Muddled Term | Decryption/Advice |
|---|---|
| Secret Plan | U.S. Constitution. Hidden in plain sight the last couple of centuries. Use both hands to find it, subsequent to locating your bottom, Progressives. |
| Right Wing Groups | We The People. Tea Party attendees. Essentially all non-Ruling Class citizens and/or toadies. |
| Buy | Engage in political expression, either through monetary contributions, or engaging in Free Speech, i.e. through blogging, and mocking the living crap out of every wrong-headed piece of tripe emitted by the credentialed but ignorant elite. |
Maybe the DNC is off its meds. An ObamaCare side effect, no doubt. Ray Davies explains: