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Knocked Up and Sexy

Posted on | January 7, 2011 | 10 Comments

Yeah, we’re talking about Natalie Portman again. Princess Amidala is now famously pregnant with her own little Luke Skywalker, and People magazine has the latest:

Pregnant Natalie Portman kept her hand on her growing baby bump at Wednesday’s People’s Choice Awards in L.A.
For her first awards show appearance since announcing her pregnancy and engagement to dancer/choreographer Benjamin Millilpied, Portman, 29, wore a loose-fitting, frilled short blue Jason Wu shift dress and mesh Dior pumps.

Some people hate it when I use “knocked up” as a term to describe pregnancy. They consider it coarse and vulgar. They’d prefer I use a more polite term like “got a bun in the oven.”

Of course, Portman’s still in the morning-sickness phase of pregnancy, which sucks. The best part of pregnancy — let me hear you testify, people! — is third-trimester sex.

BTW, I got that story about Portman via today’s “Live at Five,” which is a feature Wombat produces every weekday morning. “Live at Five” is a great round-up of essential headlines that goes online at 5 a.m. Eastern so readers begin each day with the news they need to know.

“Live at Five” is a good reason to subscribe to The Other McCain via Wikio so you don’t miss a thing. Because when Natalie Portman starts squeezing out that puppy . . .


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