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Celebrity News So Sadly Weird I Can’t Even Think Up a Clever Headline for It

Posted on | January 18, 2011 | 10 Comments

“I knew everything about sex before I was even 7. . . . My mom left me at home when I was 14 with a credit card and a box of condoms and the keys to the car and said, ‘Don’t get pregnant and don’t drink and drive.’ . . . I had to be responsible for myself.”
“Ke$ha” (Kesha Rose Sebert)

But before you say to yourself, “It can’t possibly weirder than that,” somehow it always does, and now we learn the messy details of Melissa Etheridge’s lesbian divorce:

A “source” close to Melissa Etheridge recently confirmed a scoop by the Enquirer that Etheridge has been dating longterm family friend, Linda Wallem, who served as the best woman at her 2003 commitment ceremony with now-ex, Tammy Lynn Michaels. Michaels and Etheridge have four year old twins together, and Michaels has claimed that Etheridge left her with little money and no clear explanation for why she was leaving. Now that the news is out, People is reporting that Melissa and this Linda woman . . . got together three months after Tammy and Melissa split up. Only Tammy, in her roundabout way, is disputing those claims and suggesting that Melissa cheated. She also adds that she’s known about it for a while, that one of her kids told her, and that Melissa accidentally had a box of dildos delivered to her house.

That’s got to be the absolute rock-bottom of celebrity weirdness, right? OK, then, I won’t bother to tell you the latest developments in Justin Bieber’s love life, because even writing the phrase “Justin Bieber’s love life” gives me the creeps.


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