by Smitty
No Sheeples Here deftly trumps the President’s brackets:
The Second Annual March Madness Sweater Puppy Contest was officially launched today. Enter early and often for your chance to win a magnificent trophy suitable for placement in a prominent place in your man cave or your website and for some therapeutic breast staring. Enjoy boys!
I’ll let Little Miss Attila decide if we should pry the last two words apart with a comma, but I’m still not asking or telling.