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How About Those Hats, Huh?

Posted on | April 29, 2011 | 36 Comments

Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice — the daughters of Prince Andrew and Fergie — upstaged their cousin William at the royal wedding when they appeared in truly spectacular hats. Eugenie’s hat looked like a spotted owl feasting on plums, or perhaps a squirrel stuck in a rose bush, while Bea’s hat inspired comparisons to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. That hat’s so crazy, it’s got its own Facebook page.

Despite her unfortunate hat, it is rumored that Beatrice, 22, will likely be the next royal to wed — she’s been dating her 29-year-old boyfriend Dave Clark for four years — while 21-year-old Eugenie is dating a bartender, Jack Brooksbank, 24.

Eugenie seems to have inherited her mother Fergie’s tendency to chubbiness. (There were some rude comments when Eugenie was photographed in a bikini in 2009.) But don’t believe those silly rumors that Eugenie will soon have her own site . . .

UPDATE: I blame the commenters for this:

Quick: Somebody send an e-mail to Andrew Sullivan and tell him we’ve found the magic womb he’s been looking for.


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