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The Vagina as a Criminal Weapon

Posted on | June 9, 2011 | 48 Comments

“Give me your Subaru or else!

Two Potsdam [N.Y.] women are accused of threatening to falsely accuse a man of rape if he didn’t give them a car.
Village police say that Christine L. Laraby, 45, and Miranda L. Laraby, 17, threatened a man that they would report to police that he had physically abused and raped Miranda Laraby if he did not sign over his vehicle to the defendants with a note saying that they had paid him $500 cash for it.
Police say the defendants subsequently took possession of the man’s 1997 Subaru Legacy.

Why didn’t the Laraby Vagina Extortion Gang target the owner of an Escalade or a Mercedes?

But why stop at car theft? If the vagina can be used as a weapon to steal a 1997 Subaru, why not a Gulfstream?

(Hat-tips: Charles G. Hill and Dan Collins on Twitter.)


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