The Other McCain

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Bad News, America: NASCAR Is Now Allowing French-Canadian Drivers …

Posted on | July 28, 2011 | 24 Comments

… Good news? She’s a smokin’ hot brunette:

Next month, Quebec native Maryeve Dufault will attempt to qualify for the NASCAR Nationwide Series NAPA Auto Parts 200. The race will be Saturday, August 20th at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve road course in Montreal. This will be Dufault’s first race in the Nationwide series.
Dufault, 29, presently drives for Tony Marks Racing in the ARCA series, having competed in ten of the eleven races held thus far in 2011. Her best finish is tenth in the Messina Wildlife Animal Stopper 150 this past June at Chicagoland Speedway. . . .

Read the rest by Jerry Wilson at the Examiner.

The xenopobic fear and loathing of foreigners that inspires my anti-immigrant policy has one exception: “Don’t deport the hotties!”


24 Responses to “Bad News, America: NASCAR Is Now Allowing French-Canadian Drivers …”

  1. steveegg
    July 28th, 2011 @ 8:39 pm

    Well, the race is in Quebec, so I think we can make an exception.

  2. Joe
    July 28th, 2011 @ 8:51 pm

    Are they racing on ice? 

    Okay, I know there is not that much ice in Quebec in the summer. 

  3. Bob Belvedere
    July 28th, 2011 @ 8:52 pm

    On this merry eve, how can du find fault with her!

  4. TiminAL
    July 28th, 2011 @ 9:05 pm

    Looks like a Rule 5 candidate. yum!

  5. Dave C
    July 28th, 2011 @ 9:09 pm

    She’s prettier than Danica Patrick.  

  6. Don B
    July 28th, 2011 @ 9:20 pm

    She and Danica will both be in that race.

  7. M. Thompson
    July 28th, 2011 @ 10:09 pm

    Attractive women are always welcome in America.

  8. Malclave
    July 29th, 2011 @ 1:33 am

    If she really is at risk of being deported, and she needs someone to marry her so she can get a green card, I’m willing to bite the bullet.  And anything else she’ll let me (but not too hard, I promise).

  9. Anonymous
    July 29th, 2011 @ 2:29 am

    Great story and my immigration policy in a nutshell. Hot babes all the time. 

  10. Anonymous
    July 29th, 2011 @ 6:32 am

    You’re a stand-up guy, man.

  11. RD Brewer
    July 29th, 2011 @ 8:15 am

    I hear she likes to drive.

  12. Adjoran
    July 29th, 2011 @ 8:56 am

    I’m feeling warmer towards Canada already . . .

  13. Anonymous
    July 29th, 2011 @ 9:31 am

    Baby, you can drive my car…

  14. Michael Giacoma
    July 29th, 2011 @ 11:44 am

    Mr McCain, they already have a French-Canadian driver in NASCAR, Jacques Vileneuve, son of the man the circuit referenced above is named after. He transferred there after losing his drive in Formula One some years back.
    I’d much rather they dump him and keep her.

  15. Homer
    July 29th, 2011 @ 12:16 pm

    Mental Image: Danica and Maryeve get in a tangle on the track, then decide to settle their differences with and after-race cat fight royale.

    Remember the Miller Lite commercial from a few years ago . . .

    Excuse me, I have to step away . . ..  . . . . . . .

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