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Not Saying That Stacy’s Slipping, But He Missed A Really Groovy Garcia Riff

Posted on | July 30, 2011 | 4 Comments

by Smitty

The other day Stacy alluded to that famous military archetype, Andrew Rowan, known for delivering A Message to Garcia. In today’s Army, of course, it would be A FRAGO to Garcia, if we were dealing more directly with folks south of the border.
Oh, wait: we are!
Yeah, so, I would like to declare formally that Fast and Furious will now be called:

An Automatic Weapon to Garcia

Let’s just work that into every mention of this abysmal domestic/foreign policy debacle. It makes Operation Eagle Claw seem a minor boo-boo in comparison. I mean, if Nixon went down over Watergate, then it’s a testament to the raw muscle of the propaganda media and the Dismalcratic Party that BHO is still cluttering the Resolute Desk.
(H/T Insty)


4 Responses to “Not Saying That Stacy’s Slipping, But He Missed A Really Groovy Garcia Riff”

  1. Joe Detweiler
    July 30th, 2011 @ 8:54 pm

    I always get “A Message to Garcia” mixed up with “Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.”

    This probably means something, but I don’t know what….

  2. smitty
    July 30th, 2011 @ 9:04 pm

    Was Alfredo Garcia more attractive than Yuri Gagarin?

  3. McGehee
    July 31st, 2011 @ 1:19 am

    Bring me some Fettucine Alfredo, Garcia.