Unlike ‘Tawdry Gossip’ About Sarah Palin

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. . . rumors that Levi Johnston’s sister is the kind of floozy who poses naked for Playboy magazine have been confirmed and documented:

There have been rumors around Wasilla that Mercede was one of the sources for Joe McGinniss’s book. It was reported in June 2010 that Mercede’s anti-Palin blog (now defunct) was created by none other than Jesse Griffin, recipient of a shocking e-mail from McGinniss.

If anyone wishes to share “tawdry gossip” about Mercede Johnston — perhaps to confirm widespread speculation that she got a boob job before doing her Playboy shoot — you can do so in the comments.

Don’t worry: Your unverified, anonymous allegations about her will not be fact-checked. Instead, I’ll just attribute the smears vaguely to a “friend” or say that “many people in Wasilla” believe whatever dirty things you say about Mercede. And once I get a lucrative contract from Random House for the “unauthorized biography” of Levi’s sister, then I’ll be a famous “investigative journalist,” just like Joe McGinniss.

UPDATE: I am profoundly grateful to the commenter on a previous post who notes that, four days ago, Griffin posted a “checklist” of his goals — “a mental list of priorities” — he sought to accomplish when he first began attacking Palin on his blog. No. 7 from that list:

Having listed these goals — which he says he conceived as soon as “Sarah Palin burst on the scene” in August 2008 — then Griffin checks off how he has fulfilled them. And notice how he says he fulfilled No. 7:

Griffin is a deranged Trig Truther who even today describes Trig Palin’s birth as a “hoax.” When you consider how Griffin boasts of having “provided support to . . . Joe McGinniss,” and the friendly familiarity indicated by McGinniss’s e-mail to Griffin, what does this tell you about McGinniss?

UPDATE II: Bob Belvedere calls McGinniss a “creepy cheap whore” and includes an uncropped (NSFW) photo of Ms. Johnston.

61 comments

  1.  A bunch of rumors from biased individuals with an axe to grind…

    Imagine that. 

    But don’t let objectively get in the way of a good Palin lynchin! 

  4. This grubby skank puts Stodden in a rosy,wholesome, all-American light straight out of the American girl books.                                                         To paraphrase Carville:”If you drag a  dollar bill through a trailer park, you know who you’ll find.”

  10. Trust me: Her fun bags aren’t that nice, unless unnatural gravity-defying silicone implants are your idea of “nice.”

  13. All you have to do is look at the shape of her breasts and nipples to realize that she had Periareolar Breast Augmentation. It’s all scar tissue.

  14. I heard that Mercedes is happiest when a ship of sailors docks for a few days.

    And that she doesn’t care what flag the ship flies — in her own way, she’s a genuine transnational.

  23. I understand Joe paid for Mercede’s silicone sillies with the advance on his new book. 

    As a down payment.  IYKWIMAITTYD.

  24. Maybe Mercedes will get interviewed by an ESPN radio affiliate, so that Tucker Carlson can post the video of Mercedes public display of PDS and label it “news”.

  25. I’ve heard from friends in Alaska that she and Levi have an unnatural “connection”… Nobody can go on the record to “expand” on that, for fear of retribution.

  26. Mercedes Griffin “Pulled a ‘train’ for the Wasilla football team in High School” said a friend of Levi’s.

    Levi Johnston “has got a bent dick like it was said about Bill Cliton. Peyronie’s disease I think it’s called” a close friend of his has related to
    one of my sources.

    Joe McGingivitis strings a bunch of hearsay and anonymous sources together and gets a book deal. Oh and he’s unacted pedophiliac or at least that’s what I heard.

    Allegedly.

    I heard it from a guy I met in some bar where I stopped on a trip I made 2 years ago to Harrisburg. I can’t remember what the name of the bar was and I never got the guy’s name. But I believe him.

    T.A.N.J.

  28. Are you “close to the Johnstons”? I mean, say within 3,000 miles of them? Because I need “sources close to the Johnstons” for this stuff.

  31. I’m normally opposed to inflated fun bags, but when Mercede has been used up and later tossed off the deck of the S.S. Progressive, at least she can rely on her built-in flotation devices.

  32. I’ve heard from a friend, who’s mother in law is in an old folks home in Wasilla, who said that Mercede was seen going room to room of the men in the home.

  33. Also, my friend was fishing for halibut. He saw another boat out on the bay with 5 guys and Mercede, who were also fishing for halibut. Allegedly they caught no halibut that day but Mercede brought home a Big Red Snapper.

  34. Maybe a bit more than 3,000 but I’m bad at math. However, in this digital age, wherever I heard it from could be MUCH closer. I don’t see any proof that Levi’s sister doesn’t have the crabs or that she and McGinnis did not transfer the crabs to each other.

  35. And you got this directly from an eyewitness? I’d say that’s “credible,” by the Joe McGinniss Standard of Credibility.

  36. That’s a good point, Zilla: Has Mercede ever denied having crabs? Have we seen a doctor’s certificate showing her to be crab-free?

  40. I’ll give you the initials of the friend ….. when the book is in the legal dept at Random House. I promise.
    P.S. my real screen name is Garem.

  47. I heard that there’s a sign posted above the toilet at her house.  It reads: “Please refrain from throwing toothpicks in the toilet — The crabs keep pole vaulting out.”

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