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Don’t Get Castroated

Posted on | October 9, 2011 | 10 Comments

by Smitty

This just in from our medical correspondent:

A leading Cuban sexologist Saturday urged young men who are worried about the size of their penis not to take advantage of the communist nation’s free health care to have surgery to enlarge their manhood.
“It is not necessary that the penis be so long to encourage a woman… because she has many areas of erotic stimulation,” said Ramiro Fragas, a sex expert at the Ministry of Public Health.
He made his recommendation in a full-page interview in Juventud Rebelde, the newspaper of Cuban youth, after becoming alarmed at “significant” demand from young men for penis enlargement operations.
Although such surgeries are free they require approval from a team of doctors and health experts.

Remember, lad’s, no matter how dictatorial you get, when you try the vu le vu cu Che thing after your Hugo operation, you may encounter lack of Fidel-ity.

Anthony Weiner erected a front too stiff for him to afford comment.

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Update: linked at Daily Pundit and American Power.


10 Responses to “Don’t Get Castroated”

  1. Daily Pundit » What In the Hell Has Smitty Been Reading Now?
    October 9th, 2011 @ 11:53 am

    […] Don’t Get Castroated : The Other McCain Anthony Weiner erected a front too stiff for him to afford comment. […]

  2. Donald Douglas
    October 9th, 2011 @ 12:22 pm

    Linked, Smitty, with some hot Rule 5: ‘Sizzlin’ Jessica Gomes Rule 5′.

  3. Kitty Myers
    October 9th, 2011 @ 12:27 pm

    Just like that old Winston cigarette jingle: “It’s not how long you make it, it’s how you make it long”

  4. McGehee
    October 9th, 2011 @ 2:08 pm

    No wonder socialized medicine appeals to … a certain political persuasion.

  5. Bob Belvedere
    October 9th, 2011 @ 5:49 pm

    Stop dicking around, Admiral.

  6. Quartermaster
    October 9th, 2011 @ 8:27 pm

    I hear the Taliban Navy is about to launch their latest ship into the AFG seas. perhaps it’s time to send the Admiral back to the place of bandwidth suckage and rid the world of the Taliban nautical scourge. It’s clear he ain’t accomplishing much here other than make us groan.

  7. Charles G. Hill
    October 9th, 2011 @ 8:31 pm

    Don’t get cocky, kid.

  8. Adjoran
    October 9th, 2011 @ 9:10 pm

    Somehow I suspect those who submit their manhood to socialist surgeons chosen by affirmative action like Obama getting into Columbia and Harvard may end up with the short end of the stick.

  9. Adjoran
    October 9th, 2011 @ 9:11 pm

    This wouldn’t be stricken in testimony as hearsay, because it is a statement against penile interest.

  10. Adjoran
    October 9th, 2011 @ 9:22 pm

    But those things are bad for your health – just ask doctors!

    (And watch the end for secret to making it long).