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Roseanne Barr Workin’ Hard, Tryin’ To Find BHO’s Approval Rating

Posted on | October 27, 2011 | 23 Comments

by Smitty

Mooched from Director Blue.


23 Responses to “Roseanne Barr Workin’ Hard, Tryin’ To Find BHO’s Approval Rating”

  1. richard mcenroe
    October 27th, 2011 @ 10:18 am

    Just what we need, some poor great white shark dying of clogged arteries…

  2. Mortimer Snerd
    October 27th, 2011 @ 10:28 am

    Do those things come in Michael Moore’s size?

  3. Anonymous
    October 27th, 2011 @ 10:37 am

    MY EYES, MY EYES.  They can’t un-see the unviewable.

  4. Finrod Felagund
    October 27th, 2011 @ 10:39 am

    She’s going to need a flashlight if she’s gonna go that deep.  Remember the scene from Finding Nemo?

  5. Chakam
    October 27th, 2011 @ 10:51 am


    Thanks.  Now I’ll have to watch a family being torn apart by rabid wolves to erase this mental image from my brain.

  6. Bob Belvedere
    October 27th, 2011 @ 11:15 am

    What do you have against sharks????

  7. Bob Belvedere
    October 27th, 2011 @ 11:17 am

    What is it, Smitty?  Do you get a kickback everytime a bottle of Brain Bleach is sold?!?

  8. Joe
    October 27th, 2011 @ 11:23 am

    Ahab would have headed back to New Bedford if he ran across her. 

  9. richard mcenroe
    October 27th, 2011 @ 12:07 pm

    Yes, they’re call the Ohio-class…

  10. Andrew Patrick
    October 27th, 2011 @ 12:28 pm

    The formerly infamous are always so sad.

  11. Quartermaster
    October 27th, 2011 @ 12:33 pm

    She’s gonna need soemthing far more substantial to find that rating. The Trieste is more what she needs. They’ll be found a  pretty deep hole a few miles of Puerto Rico or Guam. 

  12. BlogDog
    October 27th, 2011 @ 12:50 pm

    How many tons of ballast on that thing? Fat floats.

  13. Edward
    October 27th, 2011 @ 1:07 pm

    Call me Ishmael … holy ****!!

  14. Edward
    October 27th, 2011 @ 1:09 pm

    What a tremendously awesome name for a brand of vodka!

    Brain Bleach by RS McCain.  When there is no other method for scrubbing your mind of internet images….

  15. Bob Belvedere
    October 27th, 2011 @ 1:27 pm

    I like it.

  16. Adjoran
    October 27th, 2011 @ 2:35 pm

    I am suddenly consumed with an overwhelming desire NOT to save the whales.

  17. Anonymous
    October 27th, 2011 @ 2:53 pm

    It’ll have to be as cheap as ValueRight. Of course it’s possible there is some familial expertise in distilling.

  18. Chakam
    October 27th, 2011 @ 2:53 pm

    I nominate this as Best Comment!

  19. richard mcenroe
    October 27th, 2011 @ 3:46 pm

    BREAKING NEWS!  Smitty discovers cause of rising sea levels!

  20. Joe
    October 27th, 2011 @ 4:53 pm

    Starbuck!  I feel a waive on nausea coming on…..rrraaaauuauauauppppphhhh!

  21. Deuce
    October 27th, 2011 @ 5:22 pm

    Rosie O’dild or Roseanne Bore?

  22. Charles G. Hill
    October 27th, 2011 @ 10:01 pm

    Seen only once on a bumper sticker: “SAVE THE WHALES | Collect the whole set!”

  23. ThePaganTemple
    October 28th, 2011 @ 9:44 am

    I’m surprised that damn thing didn’t sink like a rock with that hippo on top of it.