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  4. Wow, it turns out that one of the GOP prez candidates happens to be:

    — a ‘businessman’
    — an ex-‘pizza magnate’

    Now, we have this sordid ongoing stuff of him being accused of ‘sexual harassment’, sexual ‘groping’, and so on.

    So I had this insight:

    Are we to expect that a ‘restraunteur’ is supposed to be an epitome of moral rectitude? I mean, really! It’s not like this guy is the Pope, or even a Bishop. Are we to imagine that with his background, he is fully versed and conditioned to the highest standards of moral conduct?

    Pizza Magnate? Godfather’s Pizza? Hells bells, people! His background is in letting the good times roll! Like, pizza party! And I hear he was pretty good at that stuff.

    So I am NOT arguing that he is NOT qualified to be prez. I am saying that as a successful party-man, a good-times guy, and a funny one at that, that he has a long-established ‘code of conduct’ which PERMITS taking the good times a bit farther than say, Jimmy Swaggart or your your average Catholic priest.

    And heck… he appears to be an ‘average guy’, too. Do we blow up when we find out that the ‘average guy’ sticks his hand up the skirt of some hot babe? I don’t think so! Just a good hard slap in the face, or kick to the crotch, is usually the end of it. Or at least a word to the other boyfriend, or dad, can result in a casual beat-down. But moral outrage? Nope.

    Maybe old Herman is getting such a kick to the crotch, right now, a sort of delayed effect brought on by his conduct when he was NOT running for public office! I mean, what was his ‘code of conduct’ then, in those days? Did anyone tell him NOT to express his ‘feelings of hot lust’, or was he, like most of us, always on the lookout for some ‘hot yet easy lay’? I think the latter, eh?

  5. Yeah… pizza magnate gone wrong, or just par for the ordinary, horny-guy course?

    Maybe those pizza magnates should have their own special ‘monasteries’… and should not be allowed to come out before being fully baked! After all… selling pizza is obviously a ‘sacred profession’, even if those guys are just a tad crusty.

    Just sayin’!

  7. I understand that you’re a pretty hot guy.

    Which is actually cool as far as I’m concerned, but frankly I’m much more interested in Roxeanne, who seems to be pretty hot herself.

    We’re hot, we’re feminists, and we hate assholes.

    Just to let you know where we’re coming from.

    Also, we hear Wombat has a big halberd.

    Hey, the bigger the better, we always say.

  11. So regaining consciousness as the sun comes through the bathroom window and pulling one’s head out of the toilet is what passes for insight these days.

  12.  

    Putting “we’re hot” and “we’re feminists” together is what is called an oxymoron. 

    I think you need to go back to Team America for the theory on pussies, dicks and assholes.  You are definitely an asshole.  I admit I am a dick. 

  15. I am hot. 

    You would be hot too (well hotter than you are) if you switched to being a conservative.  You seem fascinated by it.  Perhaps you have realized we are not all knuckle dragging Neanderthals.  You could be a feminist conservative like Joy McCann. 

    Come to the light Anamika. Leave the dark. 

  17. Anamika, admit that you just want to be conservative.  It thrills you.  Do you know conservative women have more orgasms and are more satisfied sexually than leftist women?  Come from the dark and into the light.  Rather than being an object of scorn and abasement (and I am referring to what your liberal sex partners do to you) why not be happy? 

    Be conservative.  Be happy. 

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