Christine Pelosi: Supreme Court Decision Permits Corporations To Broadcast Legislation In The Radio Frequency Spectrum, Threatening Female Health

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by Smitty

For heaven’s sake, lady, get an editor:

On this second anniversary of Citizens United, the court decision equating corporations with people, American women must join together to combat its nefarious effects on our lives and ourt[sic] families. In the past two years, Citizens United has allowed corporations to flood the airwaves and the corridors of power with anti-women legislation restricting women’s health, worker’s rights, and voting rights. We must fight back.

The Lefty butt-hurt over Citizen’s United can only be seen as a propaganda hedge against Obama’s defeat in November. In addition to the obligatory raaaaacism charge, the evil corporations with their Orbital Legislation Broadcast Lasers are going to blow away Barack, women, workers, and voting rights. Don’t you know.

As an American citizen, I think we are more threatened by Princess Pelosi herself. Past elected Democrats, unions are the next greatest threat. For those unaware, a union is a corporation without a product. Unions produce not-work, in a fashion similar to that of organized crime. The threat of not-work is used to extort dues from workers and benefits from companies. These monies and favors are then used to buy politicians in a non-virtuous cycle. In the Navy, we called a union a ‘mutiny’.

Besides unions, Hollywood is a bigger threat than corporate ads permitted by the Citizens United decision. It makes me angry to have an hour and a half of my life stolen by a bunch of anti-American, Communist drool buckets, so I don’t have specific complaints to offer. Yet I perceive that Hollywood has had an input into the confusion rampant in our society today.

In summary, Christine, expressions of free speech sponsored by corporations just really aren’t a big deal. Is it the words themselves, or the fact that you Lefty creeps can’t control them that you find so worrisome?

Aside: or is this just a subtle attempt to make Meghan McCain look  a genius by comparison?

21 comments

  1. The left is mad because all the propaganda from unions, media, and Hollywood was unopposed and Republicans couldn’t match it with paid advertising.  Now we can.

    Christine sounds like she needs a Midol and an education.

  2. It’s also likely Christine The Cretin is posturing to step into San Fran Nan’s House seat, seeing her mummy is older than dirt, and no aching to head into retirement and those very lucrative speaking fees.

  6. “Aside: or is this just a subtle attempt to make Meghan McCain look  a genius by comparison?”

    Nah, just makes Mzzz McCain look like less of an idiot.

  8. It wouldn’t take “Frisco stupidity, just a page from the Book Of The Kennedy Clan™.

    San Fran Nan simply pulls the pin in between elections, citing health issues (say, a growing intolerance to Botox). 

    Governor Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown then gets to appoint her replacement, and just happens to select Christine The Cretin.  Who is now set up as the incumbent for the next election.  In ‘Frisco, where they really can be that stupid.

  12. Come on, Wombo. My point was obvious. Smitty suggested that Ms. P. needed an editor. In turn I suggested that he needed more than a good editor, etc. Then we batted back and forth. What about that eluded you?

  13. Perhaps we could have a battle of the Nitwit Children Of Congressional Lifers, pitting Christine against Megan. They would probably make Obama without a teleprompter sound intelligent.

    Megan could talk about her boobs, and Christine could talk about her parental boob.

  14. OK, the phrase “Smitty’s posts could not benefit from further editing” is non-falsifiable.
    In any case, Pelosi’s HuffPo outing was a horrible train wreck, and merited a drubbing.

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