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BRILLIANT IDEA! Have The RNC Hire George Obama And Put Him On Tour!

Posted on | April 2, 2012 | 27 Comments

by Smitty

Breitbart has an article about how #OccupyResoluteDesk claims to be “his brother’s keeper”, just not his brother brother, George.

The Telegraph, cira 2008, has the details:

He told the magazine: “I live like a recluse, no-one knows I exist.”
Embarrassed by his penury, he said that he does not does not mention his famous half-brother in conversation.
“If anyone says something about my surname, I say we are not related. I am ashamed,” he said.
For ten years George Obama lived rough. However he now hopes to try to sort his life out by starting a course at a local technical college.
He has only met his famous older brother twice – once when he was just five and the last time in 2006 when Senator Obama was on a tour of East Africa and visited Nairobi.
The Illinois senator mentions his brother in his autobiography, describing him in just one passing paragraph as a “beautiful boy with a rounded head”.

OK, maybe this isn’t such a good idea. It would be hard to do in a way that isn’t totally exploitative. But someone with the resources should check, on the offchance George Obama has become an Austrian Economist in the last four years, and just needs a platform to tell the world what a colossal, useless knob his brother by another mother has turned out to be.


27 Responses to “BRILLIANT IDEA! Have The RNC Hire George Obama And Put Him On Tour!”

  1. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    April 2nd, 2012 @ 8:19 pm

    If he were my brother, I would help him out.  Come to think of it, he is my brother and I should help him out.  

  2. Pathfinder's wife
    April 2nd, 2012 @ 8:36 pm

    Why waste the expense of an international flight?  Just go to the Southside communities our beloved leader was supposed to be helping and organizing and see if their lives became appreciably better by being “kept” by Barry and Friends.

  3. JeffS
    April 2nd, 2012 @ 8:53 pm

    Don’t hire George Obama…….give him a scholarship to that technical college, something that his millionaire half-sibling hasn’t done.

    But only a conditional scholarship — keep good grades, stay in courses, etc, in order to receive continued funding.  Ought to be a great investment: teach a man how fish, poke Obama in the eye. 

    Win win, for sure.

  4. newrouter
    April 2nd, 2012 @ 9:11 pm

    poor george he missed out on the annenberg challenge loot

  5. 2SoonOld2LateSmart
    April 2nd, 2012 @ 9:42 pm

    If I had a brother, he would look like George.

  6. Adobe_Walls
    April 2nd, 2012 @ 9:51 pm

    If he’s paid well it isn’t exploitative at all, besides even if it is exploitative as hell who cares we have a war to win here. Does anyone think the DNC wouldn’t exploit a conservative’s relative for even a minimal advantage? This we have to be better than they are horseshit has GOT TO STOP, we must become better AT IT than they are.

  7. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    April 2nd, 2012 @ 9:53 pm
  8. Anamika
    April 2nd, 2012 @ 10:01 pm

    even if it is exploitative as hell who cares we have a war to win here.

    Just goes to show how desperate you idiots have become.

    Does anyone think the DNC wouldn’t exploit a conservative’s relative for even a minimal advantage?


    Did the DNC put McCain’s first wife on the campaign tour? Or some of Palin’s relatives who really hate her.


    “BRILLIANT IDEA!” You are losing it SMITTY. How sad. Really.

  9. CPAguy
    April 2nd, 2012 @ 11:55 pm

     Wow…the guy was arguing with the host about commercials…wow!

  10. CPAguy
    April 2nd, 2012 @ 11:56 pm

     Have a sense of humor?

  11. Adjoran
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 12:26 am

     If I had a brother, he would look like George in a hoodie, eating Skittles.

  12. JeffS
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 12:26 am

     Tut tut, Anamika, tut tut!

    In case you’ve forgotten, the DNC dug everything about McCain including his first wife.  They just didn’t put her on tour. 

    Tut tut, Anamika!  Obamacase being on the chopping block must bother you, as you’ve returned with your old misplaced zeal.  Tut tut!

  13. Adjoran
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 12:27 am

     Anamika’s identifying characteristic is a distinct lack of sense of any kind.

  14. JeffS
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 12:27 am

     I think Anamika sold that for a bottle of cheap gin.  She had to, since her soul went for a bottle of cheap bourbon.

  15. Adobe_Walls
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 12:38 am

    Naturally the possibility that the aforementioned relatives sense of integrity kept them out of the Bolshevik’s greasy paws doesn’t occur to you. 

  16. Anamika
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 1:08 am

    Obamacase being on the chopping block must bother you

    Have you checked Obama’s re-election odds on Intrade lately? Talk about your misplaced confidence, not my well paced zeal.

  17. Anamika
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 1:37 am

    I’m not establishing anything,  Adobe.

    But I am going to order you a steak.

    And maybe a couple shots of bourbon to see if maybe that will help to dislodge that burr up your ass.

  18. Anamika
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 1:49 am

    This years fragrance is a haunting scent,

    embodying all th nuance of a war victim’s last breath,

    the subtle zest of gunchamber grease, a cherry-red sheath,

    the bourbon and sweat of a melancholy vet.

    –Catherine Bowman

    The drunks smell
    like ripe watermelon…

    –Catherine Bowman

  19. Shawn
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 6:35 am

    She has a point you know, they are better at election fraud than we are and they do control the propaganda and odds makers better. (and apparently “pace” their zeal a bit more skillfully).  Fortunately they are not the majority and the majority is really sick of this messi…uh…pariah enough to vote his behind out in favor of someone, anyone who is a little less hell bent on destroying this country.   O’s been nearly as helpful and uplifting to this countries poor as he has been to his brother, aunt, and wasn’t there a drunk uncle?  Road Trip! 

  20. Bob Belvedere
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 7:52 am

    That would make a crackjack set of ads!

  21. Bob Belvedere
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 7:53 am

    I like your revision of that great saying.

  22. Bob Belvedere
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 7:56 am

    I was hoping we’d at least get one of your classic ‘Tut tuts’ out of this – it’s the least you can do Jeff if we have to put up with this trolliest of trolls.

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  24. Pathfinder's wife
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 8:57 am

    Ever so often I think I do come up with a good idea or two 😉

  25. JeffS
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 9:09 am

    Tut tut, Anamika, tut tut!

    Moving the goalpost that I moved is most rude of you!

    Tut tut, Anamika!  One step at a time, dearie, one step at a time.  Obamacare first.  Tut tut!

  26. JeffS
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 9:16 am

     Tut tut, Anamika, tut tut!

    If you’re not establishing anything, then you are saying nothing of value.  Ergo, the concepts that you support so fanatically have no value as well. 

    Tut tut, Anamika!  All that cheap hooch has ruined your cognitive faculties.  Tut tut!

  27. Bob Belvedere
    April 3rd, 2012 @ 9:44 am

    So it is true for all women.