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Feminists vs. Roxeanne’s Vagina

Posted on | May 15, 2012 | 24 Comments

Roxeanne de Luca resents having her saintly ladyparts invoked by feminists as a political argument in service of a cause she entirely rejects:

Robertson’s description of the modern left’s version of feminism [as a movement that “encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians”] is eerily accurate.

Read the whole thing. My response? No comment. Certainly, I have no official authorization to speak on behalf of Roxeanne’s vagina.

UPDATE: In the comments below, you’ll note that the aforesaid Miss de Luca demonstrates her aptitude for vivid prose in wishing upon me a rather lurid means of violent death. Let this be a warning to any of you handsome, wealthy bachelors who might imagine yourselves worthy to pursue the parthenic redhead’s connubial companionship: It’s kind of like the First Rule of Fight Club.

Her blog is Haemet, and you can follow Roxeanne de Luca on Twitter.



24 Responses to “Feminists vs. Roxeanne’s Vagina”

  1. Roxeanne de Luca
    May 15th, 2012 @ 4:29 pm

    I’ve said it once, McCain, and I’ll say it again: I wish upon you death by a dildo-wielding Amanda Marcotte. 

  2. robertstacymccain
    May 15th, 2012 @ 4:36 pm

    You’re welcome, ma’am!

  3. PGlenn
    May 15th, 2012 @ 4:45 pm

    Can you describe how that killing would actually go down, with all the gory details?

  4. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    May 15th, 2012 @ 4:52 pm

    Never allow the patriarchy to speak for your who-ha!

  5. Roxeanne de Luca
    May 15th, 2012 @ 4:55 pm

    I think it involves Stace begging for death as an end to the torment.

  6. Bob Belvedere
    May 15th, 2012 @ 4:56 pm

    I would never go up against any part of Roxeanne – she’s one tough broad.

    BTW, Roxe, where’s that cup of Joe I asked for – it ain’t gonna pour itself.

  7. PaulLemmen
    May 15th, 2012 @ 5:03 pm

    I know that who-ha’s have their own voice! My wife’s does and frequently embarrasses her with it’s statements …

  8. robertstacymccain
    May 15th, 2012 @ 5:16 pm

    Roxeanne’s reaction reminds me of this classic dialogue:

    “And those pantalettes, I don’t know a woman in Paris who wears pantalettes.”
    “Oh Rhett, what do they …? You shouldn’t talk about such things!”
    “You little hypocrite. You don’t mind my knowing about them, just my talking about it.”

  9. robertstacymccain
    May 15th, 2012 @ 5:19 pm

    Hey, for all you know . . .

    No, never mind.

  10. DaveO
    May 15th, 2012 @ 6:46 pm

    Ms. de Luca is hysterically funny!

  11. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    May 15th, 2012 @ 7:30 pm

    You would identify with Rhett!  

  12. Bob Belvedere
    May 15th, 2012 @ 7:36 pm

    Thank you for stopping yourself.

  13. ThePaganTemple
    May 15th, 2012 @ 7:54 pm

     It would be much worse for Stacy if Marcotte were to just leave him alive with the memory of getting him on the ground on his back and straddling him, forcing him to look at her face and into her eyes, and her bangs. Oooohh, those bangs.

  14. M. Thompson
    May 15th, 2012 @ 8:32 pm

    The overwhelming hypocrisy of those people astounds me.

    As a reactionary apprentice member of the Patriarchy (unmarried), I’m going to make myself happy.   Schadenfraude goes well with what, Miss?

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    May 15th, 2012 @ 9:12 pm

    […] I guess National Offend a Feminist Week came late. Just like Rebecca Traister’s boyfriends. […]

  16. SDN
    May 15th, 2012 @ 10:45 pm

    Do we really want to explore RSM’s genealogy?

  17. Tony
    May 16th, 2012 @ 1:11 am

    I think you have this confused with forcing R.S. to read Pandagon.

  18. Adjoran
    May 16th, 2012 @ 1:20 am

     There’s a difference?

  19. Adjoran
    May 16th, 2012 @ 1:22 am

     He’d need an external hard drive to keep track of all her bangs!

  20. Adjoran
    May 16th, 2012 @ 1:24 am

    I don’t care if it talks – I can ignore that.  It’s the vajazzling I fear most of all.

  21. Roxeanne de Luca
    May 16th, 2012 @ 9:25 am

     I’m more of a Melanie than a Scarlett.

  22. Roxeanne de Luca
    May 16th, 2012 @ 9:44 am

     Andrew Sullivan offered to make it for you – and bring it to you in bed.

  23. Bob Belvedere
    May 16th, 2012 @ 10:03 am

    Andrew who???

    [BTW: Still waiting, Hon]

  24. ThePaganTemple
    May 16th, 2012 @ 12:03 pm

     Hell that’s nothing compared to the unimaginable horror of a pierced labia and/or clitoris.