by Smitty
Here’s a hash where I can play. Having 4.5 years of sea time, I’ve got some obscure jokes. The search doesn’t return all my tweets, especially the obscure ones like ‘Narcissus’ and ‘The Good Ship Venus’.
The Good Ship Venus, aka Friggin’ in the Riggin’ Not safe for work:

How about “Gay Muslim”? Although that sounds more like a prog rock band name.
“Mom Jeans”?
Maybe Newsweak could do a cover on that…
Loser-tania?
Hard to Port.
Downward Bound
The Devil and The Deep Blue “D”
Darlin’ Dramamine
Yo Ho Ho & A Barrel Of Scum
Vast & Spurious
Bottomless Bailout
Six Trillion Dollar Man
My Little Caddy
Nutz For Golf