Tougher Toe Touted To Try Titanium Testicle Tagging

by Smitty

Thought I’d immortalize ol’ Chelsea Girl and her ‘new tone’ with a bit of alliteration.

15 comments

  1. Aren’t bitter tears required for the alchemical translation of base metals into gold? (although I’m sure all Dems connected to the Treasury are translating their paper into gold, CHINESE gold …)

  2. Wait: you’re expecting people who are so easily misled by Twitter that they can’t tell the difference between Walker and a twisted piece of Trogl-wreckage to provide coherent exit poll results?
    You’ll sooner get honest replies from Pelosi, in my estimation. 🙂

  3. Wacky-parsing this tweet as:

    Before I die, I’d like to LICK Scott Walker in the balls

    Fighting the temptation to repeatedly RT this correction.

  4. For the record: the HagbardCeline above is not the same one [me] who posts on The Camp Of The Saints blogs.

    I would comment here more often, but these days the ladies and the TCOTS Still are taking up all of my time.

    Yours In Belvedere…
    Hagbard Fnord Celine XXIII & XVII

  5. @chelseagirl:disqus ‘s profile says she’s 20.  I can overlook the stupidity of a 20 year old.   It’s like Eric Cartman saying, “I wanna kick him squa in the nuts!” 

    It’s the death threats that more concern me – Chelsea is the nicest one on this Twitchy list:  http://po.st/g0b48w

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