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Florida Source: Sex Accusation Against Lieutenant Governor ‘Total Bullsh*t’

Posted on | July 16, 2012 | 2 Comments

Just talked to a Florida source who assures me that there is no truth to the accusations made against Florida Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll. The claim, made by a disgruntled ex-employee, that Carroll had a lesbian affair with her assistant Beatriz Ramos is “total bullsh*t,” my source says.

Known to friends as “Bibi,” Ramos is widely respected by Florida Republicans as a hard-working campaign operative. “Bibi is a fine Christian lady,” my source says. “She worked her tail off for Republicans all over the state in 2010. . . . She’s just a total sweetheart.” Ramos is “in her late 30s or early 40s . . . not a 20-something Barbie doll.”

The accusations against Carroll, are “insane,” my source says, but because the non-existent “scandal” has been given nationwide publicity by the media, the charges have had the effect of making Ramos’s life “a living hell.” Among other things, the lieutenant governor’s assistant felt compelled to delete her personal Facebook page.

Carroll, who has been married nearly 30 years, denies the accusations made by a former state employee who was fired last year.

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2 Responses to “Florida Source: Sex Accusation Against Lieutenant Governor ‘Total Bullsh*t’”

  1. 2ndcomingofISA
    July 16th, 2012 @ 7:44 pm

    Obamabots are just getting started..


  2. zimriel
    July 16th, 2012 @ 8:07 pm

    I’m sure they’ll dig up some photos where they’re embracing or kissing each other on the cheek. Because when chicks do that, they’re totally gay.

    /must I