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King of the Hill: GOP Congressional Staffer Parties With Lindsay Lohan

Posted on | October 1, 2012 | 9 Comments

Christian LaBella’s hands will be sore from all the high-fives he’ll collect today from his buds on Capitol Hill after his epic weekend:

Lindsay Lohan just can’t stay out of trouble, but this time the drama queen is pinning the mess on a party pest with a cell-phone camera.
The “Mean Girls” actress mixed it up with a starstruck congressional staffer in her Manhattan hotel early Sunday, prompting cops to step in.
Police say Lohan took Christian LaBella’s cell phone so she could delete dozens of pictures and videos of her partying — and she claims he got physical with her trying to get it back.
After Lohan, 26, called the cops, LaBella, 25, who works for an Illinois Republican, was initially charged with misdemeanor assault in the blowup at the W Hotel Union Square.
But law enforcement sources said the assault rap has already been dropped. . . .

Poor Lindsay, always the victim — and check out the absurd quote from Lindsay’s brain-damaged mom:

“She’s very shaken up,” Lohan’s mother, Dina, told the Daily News Sunday afternoon as she comforted the troubled starlet. “Thank God he didn’t have a weapon.”

What idiocy! If you read the rest of the article, you’ll get Lindsay’s self-serving side of the story (undoubtedly vouched for and embellished by her friend “celebrity booker Claus Hjelmbak”) when clearly all that was happening was two 20-somethings quarreling at 6 a.m. over photos of their all-night-long entertainment.

Lindsay evidently threw a conniption because she didn’t like the photos LaBella had taken, and her vehement rage — rather than any criminal action by LaBella — was the source of the dispute.

There’s a lot of this unfortunate attitude going around: “I’m angry at you, therefore you must be guilty of a crime.”

Lindsay Lohan needs to be advised that her anger-management issues don’t entitle her to have the objects of her wrath arrested.


9 Responses to “King of the Hill: GOP Congressional Staffer Parties With Lindsay Lohan”

  1. Adjoran
    October 1st, 2012 @ 7:21 am

    So the guy wanted pix of his night with Lohan and she went nuts and wants the police to do something about it. In NYC, fittingly enough:

    If you’re lookin’ to get silly

    You better go back to from where you came

    Because the cops don’t need you

    And man they expect the same.

  2. Bob Belvedere
    October 1st, 2012 @ 8:17 am

    New York, New York
    Big City of dreams
    But everything in New York
    Ain’t always what it seems

  3. K-Bob
    October 1st, 2012 @ 9:16 am

    GOP staffer and Lohan in the same sentence is already a “scandal.”

    The details don’t really matter.

  4. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    October 1st, 2012 @ 9:28 am

    RSM might as well have been partying to six a.m. to be all over this story before anyone else! You and Ali should talk Lindsay into participating in a fear and loathing trip!

  5. Mike F.
    October 1st, 2012 @ 9:32 am

    No sympathy for this clown. That LiLo is as unstable as hot nitroglycerine is a well known fact. Thinking it’ll never blow up on you is reckless. Hopefully this “staffer” isn’t responsible for anything more complex than picking up the congressman’s mail every morning.

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  8. Wombat_socho
    October 1st, 2012 @ 1:19 pm

    It was all over WeSmirch last night; impossible to avoid.

  9. Adjoran
    October 1st, 2012 @ 2:31 pm

    You know you’ve had a rough night in NYC when the last thing you remember is going into a nightclub and then you wake up in the morning on top of Lindsay Lohan.

    The only thing riskier for your health would be waking up in her passenger seat.