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Mary-Kate Olsen’s French Boyfriend

Posted on | November 13, 2012 | 16 Comments

Say hello to Olivier Sarkozy, half-brother of former French president Nicolas Sarkozy and managing director of the Carlyle Group’s global financial services division. He’s 42 and Mary-Kate is 26, so they’re both adults but . . .

Well, there’s just something very wrong with this picture, isn’t there?

This photo of the two lovebirds publicly cudding at a New York Knicks basketball game was No. 6 on Buzzfeed’s list of “Top 7 Creepiest Pictures Of Mary-Kate And Her Boyfriend” and No. 1 is extra-creepy, but perhaps not quite as creepy as the photo People magazine published of Mary-Kate strolling with Sarkozy and his daughter.

It has been reported that the couple are “head over heels” in love and Mary-Kate — who, with her twin sister Ashley, has a $1.5 billion fashion empire — told the Wall Street Journal about their relationship: “Everyone has an  opinion. . . . I find it’s better to focus on what’s in front of you  and to keep putting one foot in front of the other.”

“Grotesque” is the word Sarkozy’s ex-wife Charlotte used. Why didn’t the Doug Hutchison-Courtney Stodden marriage creep me out this bad?



16 Responses to “Mary-Kate Olsen’s French Boyfriend”

  1. pabarge
    November 13th, 2012 @ 11:35 am

    Creepy? Not. The guy is French. And, here’s a pic of his wife, who is creeped out:

    I’m with the frog. If you can bag it, why hag it?

  2. Michael Smith
    November 13th, 2012 @ 11:54 am

    At least Hutchinson’s head doesn’t look like an erect penis. Granted, Doug’s looks more like the south end of a north bound mule – but it is somewhat less threatening.


  3. matthew w
    November 13th, 2012 @ 12:05 pm

    “What’s wrong with this picture?”

    Creepy old french guy with a no talent Hollywood ditz……….

    Nothing at all.

  4. yestradamous
    November 13th, 2012 @ 12:23 pm

    What is it with the very rich and the inability to do their eyebrows? I see this all the time. Charlotte Sarkozy’s look like caterpillars glued on. I know the French don’t mind hairy, but geeze.

  5. Christy Waters
    November 13th, 2012 @ 12:44 pm

    42? He looks about 52 and she looks about 12. I predict that eventually she’ll have one of those “WTF was I thinking?” moments. I hope so.

  6. jwallin
    November 13th, 2012 @ 12:53 pm

    it creeps you out because we watched these kids when they were in diapers. We watched them grow up. We have the perspective of a relative or parent. That’s why it creeps folks out. (if they’re so inclined)

    Get used to it. If gay marriage becomes accepted, will polygamy, polyandry be far behind? How can we put people in jail because they have two CONSENTING wives (or husbands) when we allow gays to marry?

    Next up will be NAMBLA and down the slope we go where 9 year olds are promised in marriage to old men.

    Welcome to the world the progressives have created. No rules, No laws, No punishment. Only acceptance.

  7. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 13th, 2012 @ 1:09 pm

    Grotesque? That is French, oui?

    I thought the French were so open minded about such things?

  8. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 13th, 2012 @ 1:10 pm

    Charlotte looks like she could be on TOM’s transgendered post. Just sayin.

  9. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 13th, 2012 @ 1:12 pm

    If Mary Kate stares at his naked middle aged butt long enough, it will probably snap her out of it. Stare at the butt Mary Kate, stare at the butt!

  10. Wendy
    November 13th, 2012 @ 1:24 pm

    Ooooh….yuckkkkk! She should get her eyes checked.

  11. Bob Belvedere
    November 13th, 2012 @ 2:09 pm

    Two words: ‘Daddy issues’.

  12. Adjoran
    November 13th, 2012 @ 2:32 pm

    That’s sick, perverted, and disgusting.

    I mean, taking a date to a New York Knicks game? There are no more social, moral, or artistic standards anymore.

  13. ThomasD
    November 13th, 2012 @ 2:59 pm

    1. It’s an early 40’s dude banging a mid 20’s chick. Not exactly classy, but not exactly Anna Nicole territory either. Also, given that they are both stratospherically wealthy their dating pool is weirdly limited, if also infinitely weird.

    The real issue is:

    2. Mary-Kate would still look like jailbait next to Justin Beiber’s kid brother.

  14. M. Thompson
    November 13th, 2012 @ 8:07 pm

    Pass the good stuff. There’s a lot to forget.

  15. Bob Belvedere
    November 14th, 2012 @ 10:29 am

    It’s become the ‘in thing’ to do for The Beautiful People – kinda like the way they loved them some Red Sox until they won the World Series. Losers like losers.

  16. Jim Cox
    December 3rd, 2012 @ 8:42 am

    Man the French can look like this guy and still score…stupid accents