Mary-Kate Olsen’s French Boyfriend

Say hello to Olivier Sarkozy, half-brother of former French president Nicolas Sarkozy and managing director of the Carlyle Group’s global financial services division. He’s 42 and Mary-Kate is 26, so they’re both adults but . . .

Well, there’s just something very wrong with this picture, isn’t there?

This photo of the two lovebirds publicly cudding at a New York Knicks basketball game was No. 6 on Buzzfeed’s list of “Top 7 Creepiest Pictures Of Mary-Kate And Her Boyfriend” and No. 1 is extra-creepy, but perhaps not quite as creepy as the photo People magazine published of Mary-Kate strolling with Sarkozy and his daughter.

It has been reported that the couple are “head over heels” in love and Mary-Kate — who, with her twin sister Ashley, has a $1.5 billion fashion empire — told the Wall Street Journal about their relationship: “Everyone has an  opinion. . . . I find it’s better to focus on what’s in front of you  and to keep putting one foot in front of the other.”

“Grotesque” is the word Sarkozy’s ex-wife Charlotte used. Why didn’t the Doug Hutchison-Courtney Stodden marriage creep me out this bad?

 

16 comments

  1. At least Hutchinson’s head doesn’t look like an erect penis. Granted, Doug’s looks more like the south end of a north bound mule – but it is somewhat less threatening.

    Oui?

  2. “What’s wrong with this picture?”

    Creepy old french guy with a no talent Hollywood ditz……….

    Nothing at all.

  3. What is it with the very rich and the inability to do their eyebrows? I see this all the time. Charlotte Sarkozy’s look like caterpillars glued on. I know the French don’t mind hairy, but geeze.

  4. it creeps you out because we watched these kids when they were in diapers. We watched them grow up. We have the perspective of a relative or parent. That’s why it creeps folks out. (if they’re so inclined)

    Get used to it. If gay marriage becomes accepted, will polygamy, polyandry be far behind? How can we put people in jail because they have two CONSENTING wives (or husbands) when we allow gays to marry?

    Next up will be NAMBLA and down the slope we go where 9 year olds are promised in marriage to old men.

    Welcome to the world the progressives have created. No rules, No laws, No punishment. Only acceptance.

  5. That’s sick, perverted, and disgusting.

    I mean, taking a date to a New York Knicks game? There are no more social, moral, or artistic standards anymore.

  6. 1. It’s an early 40’s dude banging a mid 20’s chick. Not exactly classy, but not exactly Anna Nicole territory either. Also, given that they are both stratospherically wealthy their dating pool is weirdly limited, if also infinitely weird.

    The real issue is:

    2. Mary-Kate would still look like jailbait next to Justin Beiber’s kid brother.

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