I bet that space monkey was happy to get the hell out of Iran
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) January 28, 2013
Of course, the news that Iran has launched a monkey into space is no laughing matter. It’s like the North Korean “space program,” a purportedly peaceful (nudge, nudge) way of flight-testing an ICBM. So once they get a nuclear weapon, the fanatical Jew-hating mullahs now have the means of delivering that warhead to Tel Aviv — or perhaps on some suitable infidel target right here in the Great Satan.
Look on the bright side: If Ahmadinejad were to nuke Manhattan, we’d no longer have to put up with the New York Times. And if there were a slight malfunction with the guidance system in the Iranian ICBM, it might go off-course and annihilate the cast of Jersey Shore.
I saw Iranian Space Monkey open for Cheap Trick in 1981.
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) January 28, 2013
Ahmadinejad was their first astronaut?
I thought they opened for “Porno For Pyros” back in the day.
Or was it Cock Rock For Cannibals?
We’re all wrong…the Iranian Space Monkeys opened for the famous band…Accidental Goat Sodomy.
The Iranian Spank Monkey Program is more like it.
Hey, no bringing up “Nice job fixing it” to those villains.
I prefer his stage name, Admiremydinnerjacket.
So Aquadinnerjacket was “Launching the Space Monkey,” huh? Pretty soon he’ll need glasses.
Every Friday iranian mullahs go frothing at the mouth about the “sons of monkeys”… does it mean they’d just sent a jew into space ?
“So once they get a nuclear weapon, the fanatical Jew-hating mullahs …”
Of course that will never happen, as the fanatical Jew-hating mullahs believe that possession and use of nuclear weapons is haraam and have forbidden Iran’s government to pursue getting them.
Damn, sorry I didn’t see this post sooner.
When I was in college, there was a punk band called “Fearless Iranians from Hell”. I never thought that name would be topped, but “The Iranian Space Monkeys” is pretty good…
I hear Iranian Space Monkey is playing Coachella. And then Lollapalooza. Why not? If they toured with Porno for Pyros, they’re probably old friends with Perry Farrell.
can’t make this stuff up
first chimp mullah to the M00n
teh Thirteenth Mahdi?