It’s 3 a.m., and I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, so why not get reckless on Twitter?
Alternate Headline: Lying Democrat Buttfuckers Pretend to Be Horrified by Anal Sex http://t.co/brMa9PyRN0
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) June 21, 2013
My apologies for that last Tweet — the phrase "lying Democrat" was unnecessarily redundant.
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) June 21, 2013
Nothing is more dangerous than the truth.
Except maybe what Democrats do with their butts.
The Unlubricated Truth: It’s 3 a.m., and I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, s… http://t.co/e34f7VGBO8
The Unlubricated Truth: It’s 3 a.m., and I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, s… http://t.co/Qoy7iMEC0s
The Unlubricated Truth: It’s 3 a.m., and I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, s… http://t.co/kKmbp2u1Mu
“I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, so why not get reckless on Twitter?” http://t.co/mKGSNjrzMS
The Unlubricated Truth http://t.co/rD1G6kfVg3 #tcot #tlot #vrwc
RT @rsmccain: “I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, so why not get reckless on Twitter?” http://t.co/mKGSNjr…
RT @rsmccain: “I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, so why not get reckless on Twitter?” http://t.co/mKGSNjr…
Haw.
[…] From the BANGor Daily News, Christopher Cousins reporting, we learn [tip of the fedora to Stacy McCain]: […]
K-Y is the lube of choice. Is that too much information?
Good lord, man, do you text your wife with that keyboard?
I thought is was Asstroglide…
In related news, the City of Portland, Maine has adopted a new slogan taken from the title of an essay by a local resident who was a homosexual, into leather, and died of AIDS. Our hero, Bill Nemitz of the Portland Press Herald, lauds this yesterday, and but is outraged today over the Guvnah’s remarks…
http://www.pressherald.com/news/why-yes_-lifes-good-here-gets-better-still-_2013-06-19.html?searchterm=slogan
http://www.pressherald.com/politics/governor-no-longer-amusing_2013-06-21.html
Astroglide works!
You’d think Democrats would be firmly against sodomy. Because, of course, the government hates competition.
I’m partial to Frog Lube myself…
I keep flashing to Die Hard: “I’m not the one that just got buttfucked on national TV, Dwayne!”
“You’d think Democrats would be firmly against sodomy. Because of course, the government hates competition” RichFader http://t.co/dUHD1G3cQ4
Is it sodomy? Or is it really buggery you’re talking about?
[…] From the BANGor Daily News, Christopher Cousins reporting, we learn [tip of the fedora to Stacy McCain]: […]