Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore?

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For years, Westboro Baptist Church has been accused of homophobic hatred because of their infamous “God Hates Fags” protests. Finally, they’ve decided to get serious about heterosexual sin:

Yes, that’s right: THE WHORISH FACE OF DOOMED AMERICA, the pop-country star formerly known as Taylor Swift, has been guilty of “hopping from one young man to the next and strutting across the world stage like a proud whore,” according to the WBC press release. . . .

Read the whole thing, because I think we can all agree on this.

God: A uniter, not a divider, you fornicating whores.

 

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  1. I heard about this on the radio and thought it would be great for ViralRead. Then I got home and saw that you beat me to it. Curses.

  2. Knowing that the WBC is hatin’ on her almost makes me want to listen to her music. Almost. *puts on Judas Priest*

  4. This had ViralRead written all over it. Actually, I heard about it via e-mail from HuffPo. Back when the Kimberlin thing was going on, those evil bastards signed me up for ALL HuffPo e-mail subscriptions — good for about 30 notices a day — but ironically, from time to time I find useful stories from the e-mails, so the joke’s on them.

  9. Confused. I had understood that the reason she couldn’t keep a boyfriend was that she wasn’t a fornicating whore. Then again, maybe I was thinking of someone else.

  14. A fornicating whore. Isn’t that redundant?

    Can you BE a whore WITHOUT fornication?

    (not withstanding the relatively recent stance that BJ’s are not fornication)

    I’m just asking questions here with no particular agenda.

    (I think she looked better with the bangs and she’s gotten back to them a little. Why do women do that? Change their hair style or get a nose job when their fucking FUTURE FINANCES AND CAREER depends on RECOGNITION by her fans and who got to that point BY those very looks. Who may BTW have a vested interest in their looks due to having copied the style at great expense. Jennifer Grey, I’m looking at you. If I could only recognize you.)

  15. Whoever talked Jennifer Grey into that nose job should have been Con Man of the Year.

  18. When the WBC goes out of town to protest one of their gay conspiracies, is there anyone watching THEIR house?

    Would be fun to see the expression on their face when they came home to find that their homes have been decorated to look like a gay brothel.

  19. Imagine how Christians would be if large numbers of them were educated in Christian schools and those schools were under the control of the Westboro Baptist Church. A big trouble with post WW II Islam is that large numbers of Muslim have been educated in madrasah and mosques controlled by Saudi Wahabbists and Iranian Mullahs, the immoral equivalent of WBC.

  27. Anybody WBC opposes I support. And the idea that WBC should just be ignored is why this country is in the state it’s in today. Evil ignored is evil growing.

  30. You would think anyone who fucked over a Kennedy instead of the other way round would be welcome here.

  33. There is a huge difference, however.

    Every single mainstream Christian denomination has publicly condemned the hatred and tactics of WBC. All Christians recognize them as the exact opposite of Christianity.

    It’s a bit harder to get muslims to call out anyone specifically.

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