An Entirely Random Observation About Etiquette and Dead Jew-Haters

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There are occasions when good taste requires that polite people say absolutely nothing about the latest news. Just in case such an occasion should ever occur (he says, in an entirely random and coincidental way), you should be prepared. It is important never to say the name of the recently deceased Jew-hating liberal hag, because that would not be polite. So I must sharply admonish Jeff Dunetz, who seems to have forgotten the requirements of decorum and propriety, and who also posted this memorably tasteless video:

 

One should always be polite and respectful, and never mention the name of evil Jew-hating liberal bitches who rot in Hell.


 

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  1. Yes! I guessed correctly! I clicked the twitter link for Jeff and wa-laa, I was “rewarded” with her smiling face one last time.

    I don’t want to will ill of the dead, however. I merely wish an eternity of suffering for her. “Illness” would be too good.

  3. Excuse me, what did you say? I was distracted by the champagne and jubilant dancing here.

  5. I have no ill will for the woman, she has a family and of course friends who are feeling bad over her passing. It’s always tough losing someone.

    May I take this moment to offer my condolences and offer her family and friends a little solace in this time of need. If I can find one silver lining over Helen’s passing, it is this…from the photos I’ve seen, her family and friends can be assured the process of decomposition started way before she actually twitched uncontrollably, coughed up blood and choked on her own vomit.

    It’s the little things that ease the pain.

  7. Champagne?!?…What a wimpy drink for such a momentous occasion. You ought to get out the good stuff, the twenty year old Scotch.

  9. Well, the ladies insisted on champagne and . . . Will you kindly excuse me for a moment?

    “Hey, could you tell the band to keep it down for a minute? I’m trying to blog here!”

    As I was saying, the ladies insisted on champagne and, as for me, I swore off hard liquor years ago.

    Now, if you’ll please excuse me, my guests are waiting for me to join them in the next dance.

  13. Tender observations, indeed, brother.

    And to help them look on the bright side, I’ll point out that they can now put away those boxes of Fels Naptha cakes they used to keep the air breathable.

  14. Proper zombification requires certain procedures begin before the heart stops beating. In her case, they started a little early.

  15. Everytime I start to rejoice about her death, I remember the way the Left behaved when Tony Snow died. Out of respect for him, and in his memory, I will refrain from any rude remarks about Ms. Thomas.

  16. So in the interest of respect and politeness, just how long do we have to wait before we can play the “This breaking news just in, Helen Thomas is still dead” card?

  17. Was I the only one who immediately started singing “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” from the Wizard of Oz when I heard she’d transferred to Ted Kennedy Headquarters?

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