Armageddon, U.S.A.: Because Nobody Cares About ‘Social Issues’ Anymore

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First, the headlines:

Amanda Bynes — Doctors Win Bid
to Keep Her in Psych Ward
— TMZ

Sydney Leathers Details Being At Center
Of Anthony Weiner Sexting Scandal
— Inside Edition

Weiner Had at Least 13 Sexting Partners
— 3 After He Left Congress
— American Power

Four More Women Accuse Filner
— KPBS-TV, San Diego

San Diego mayor to seek therapy
for ‘inexcusable’ behavior
— The Hill

Democratic Party officials ask
San Diego Mayor Bob Filner to quit 
— Los Angeles Times

Obama Says Vietnamese Dictator
Inspired by Founding Fathers
— Fox News

Miley Cyrus … POSES NUDE
— TMZ

Now, the serious commentary: These are not the disease, these are merely symptoms of the disease, and the pattern is not coincidental.

Why has Amanda Bynes gone crazy? Why is Sydney Leathers being treated like a celebrity? Why can’t Anthony Weiner remember how many women he “sexted”? Why is Miley Cyrus naked? Why does Bob Filner think “therapy,” and not resignation, is the answer?

Don’t tell me we don’t know the answer to why President Ho Chi Minh is in the White House and Amanda Bynes is in the nuthouse. This kind of escalating madness doesn’t “just happen,” does it?

Quem deus vult perdere, prius dementat.

Finally, the random sarcasm:


 

61 comments

  1. SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

    Coming soon to a Insane Asylum near you!

    DEMOCRATS GONE WILD!!!!

    See Nancy “Devil Woman” Pelosi in her love scene with Bob “Filthy” Filner!

    See Amanda Bynes throwing a bong at Anthony “The Shlemiel” Weiner’s dong!

    See the Lustful Vixens of Sexting throwing caution to the wind and KEEPING THEIR CLOTHES ON!!!

    Coming Soon To An Insane Asylum Near YOU!!!

    SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

  2. Quem deus vult perdere, prius dementat.

    When god sends you to perdition, it will be in a crazy Prius?

  3. I recall James Dobson and Jerry Falwell talking about the effects of chaos in one’s personal life, and the effects of chaos (social anarchy) in society. But, being Christian, they were dismissed.

    Of course, has not humanity seen this same level of decadence in the UK during Victoria’s reign? During Louis XIV’s reign? The regimes of the Caesars?
    Too bad the Prognazis have effectively erased history in schools – so the kids are going to be shocked at what happens next.

  4. There is a very good reason to depilate the genital area, and it has nothing to do with child pr0n.

    Simply put, no one likes to deal with pubic hair in their teeth after oral sex.

  7. Let me put it this way (TMI alert ahead):

    My girlfriend’s enthusiasm for giving oral sex is inversely proportional to the amount of pubic hair present.

    You do the math.

  10. “Girlfriend,” I think, is the key word here. Those of us with wives may view matters differently.

    Also, there seems to have been a generational shift. Thinking back to, say, 1978, I don’t remember anyone complaining about pubic hair as a nuisance, probably because everybody had it. And we didn’t have this awful confusion (which I blame on “safe sex” indoctrination) between the appetizer and the entree. Apparently, the younger generation have been taught that the normal penis-vagina combination is dangerous or something — hey, call me “Bobby Danger.”

  11. I say girlfriend, but we’ve been together for 12+ years and we own a house together, so it’s quite a bit beyond ‘someone I’m dating’.

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